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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Claus Meets The Misers"

Original Song Title:

"The Punk Meets The Godfather"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs. Claus Meets The Misers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We just flew in from a sidetrip to Southtown
And we are so glad to remeet you
Through many plot complications boring
We've got a favor to ask you
There's a plot of land that requires some snowing
It's Mr. Claus that does need you
Could you get a few miles of that cold winter blowing
That is all, we beseech you

I'm the guy with snow rights
Wind chill high lights my eyes
Snow and ice is my prize
They call me the Snow Miser!
Powers such, what I touch
Turns to ice in my clutch
I'm too much, I'm too much
You'll have to talk to my brother

My my my my my...funny animation!
My my my my my...funny animation!

We just came over from your brother's cold nation
He said that we need to go see you
We sure enjoyed your dancing production
Much like the other, we must say true
We are aware of cold times with your brother
So we sure do hate to implore you
Could you let it snow just once in the Southtown
It's for Santa Claus that we ask you

I'm the guy who delights
In temps high, skin gets fried
Hot and dry, you know why?
You just call me Heat Miser!
Powers such, what I touch
It all melts in my clutch
I'm too much, I'm too much!
Please don't talk to our Mother!

My my my my my...funny animation!
My my my my my...funny animation!

So what does this classic TV special teach?
Santa is a self-possessed leech
Who would make the children pout
And not be comin' to your town?
Let us give a bow to Rankin-Bass
For dark emotions in our past
Cheesy nostalgia now you know
It makes the TV ratings grow

We're glad to see you Mother Nature
We are so honored to meet you
We got a situation of Santa Claus whining
He's got a cold and goes "achoo!"
Goodness me, this hour-long show needs some cutting
Or else the sponsors will cut YOU
Let's sing a tune then to stop all the in-fighting
"...A Blue Christmas without you..."

My my my my my...funny animation!
My my my my my...funny animation!
My my my my my...funny animation!
My my my my my...funny animation!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. For the Who down in Whoville.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
love the misers ! ...thanks for writing this
Stan Hall - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one, Agri! Now tell us the story of "Olive, The Other Reindeer," maybe morphing "American Pie" ... you'll need a lot of verses to fit in all the details. :-)
John Barry - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's an offer you can't refuse: 5-5-5.
Invisible Boy - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved it. Call me the 5s miser.
Below Average Dave - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Not a fan of TOS (I think I've never hidden my opinion of The Who in general) so BIG improvement over TOS in my opinion. Had to read it with a title like that--great idea.
Andria - December 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job! However, I think that Santa Claus, along with the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, are outright lies. 5s.

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