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Song Parodies -> "Witch's Brew"

Original Song Title:

"5:15"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Witch's Brew"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Part 10 of my Halloweenia parody album. DKTOS? One version of it is here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dYVKB1MRIE&mode=related&search=
Don’t be too scared
I’m well prepared…

Witch’s cuisine
(Cauldron is flowing)
A toad would be spiffy
(My thirst is growing)
Cookbooks are instructive
(“Potions For Dummies”)
Feel free to dig in
(Filling your tummies!)

Magically boiled
On the stove it gets warmer
Quick salivation
Fresh newt minds and ant toes
Add a half-cup of water
Pop in the oven
Toss in piranhas
And a porcupine nose

Snack time, Lunchtime
(Pick out the bones)
Snack time, Munch time
(Bubbles and foams)
Snack time, Crunch time
(I bite and chew)
Chilled monkey brains and the Wit-ch’s Brew

Come-hither knight take a bite
Food don’t taste right, it’s a fright

Take a sip from the goblet
Head is spinning
Drink with possum sweat
Oops! Your hair’s thinning!
No need to fret
Hair’ll be bunching
Swallow toad wart!!!
Warlock’s lunching

Here man chug
Sips and blots to the bathroom
Sadly contagious
Soon you’re running there too
I taste the cup
Bright orange it’s glowing
Hugely climatic
I’m turned into a newt

Small size, Eat flies
(Hide under stones)
Disguise, Large eyes
(Swamp’s where I roam)
Unwise, Revise
(What should I do?)
Adding champagne to the Wit-ch’s Brew

This is insane and a pain
Out of my brain, bugs I slain (That I slain, that I slain)
Brew!
It’s not humane, I must complain
Lizard tongue!
Brew!
This is profane
I must disdain (must disdane, must disdane)
Wetland terrain

Don’t be too scared
I’m well prepared…

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 18

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alvin - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
possum sweat...lol
TullyGirl - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I'd say this is pretty fitting for Halloween time... 5-5-5
John Barry - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Great rhyming. "Potion for Dummies"--love it!
TJC - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Strangely satisfying!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Very timely, and very cool---who? :) I will save my in depth comment for "The Who" round though so I have things left to say.
Stuart MacBeth - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes

when are those dang witches ever going to leave me alone! - 555
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2007 - Report this comment
By the thumbing of my prick
Something funny comes, and quick!

555
stuart mcarthur - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Something funny, 'bout my prick
Jacked it nimble, jacked it quick


(jacked it over a candlestick)
TT - October 04, 2007 - Report this comment
lol!
Guy - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Who - What - Where - When and WITCH. I think all my questions about witches have been answered here in this one parody. Love the Who but not the witch. Spellbinding 5s your way.
Peter Andersson - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - Hey Matthias, you can take my breakfast but you can't take my freedom to say you cooked up a fine brew here with the ingredients, though I'll never understand what it is with witches and their taste for turning pps into newts...
Agrimorfee - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'll take a rum and coke, instead, thanks.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Stuart--that's hilarious. . .this parody is good Matthias, it's a tight month in the SOTM, but you might edge in--Close call, funny, not drop dead funny (pun intended) but seasonally splendid
Max Power - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Sprite
Mikey Squirrel - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM- Looks like you have all the right ingredients for this one, Matty. Very well done.
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bubble bubble, Stove is subtle, 555, and on the double!
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) yes a perfect parody from an artist called "Stove" - lol - are these even MORE from your American Thanksgiving recipe books? sheesh - give us a break whydoncha? - vividly imaginative stuff Matty ;-)
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bubble bubble, toil and trouble...vote three 5s here on the double! Magical fun, Matty. 555
Phil Alexander - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I love the "Potions for Dummies" idea..
Jason - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM. With a spoonful of scary sugar 555
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I always like a good brew :) Nice job with this one
McKludge - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - I think the word you're looking for is "climactic" not "climatic", unless as a newt you could control the weather.

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