-> "The Real Pete"
Original Song Title:
"The Real Me"
Parody Song Title:
"The Real Pete"
We can see the real Pete, pedo - PEDO!
Police went to the rock star to find the kiddie porn
He came out tellin bout his research but we know exactly what he means
We can see the real Pete - sicko - SICKO!
We can see the real Pete - sicko - whoa, SICKO!
I went up to the USENET
They said they think that Pete's guilty
Pee-Wee Herman had his own stuff,
and Gary Glitter, there's the three
We can see the real Pete - fruitcake - FRUITCAKE!
We can see the real Pete - fruitcake - whoa, FRUITCAKE!
We can see, we can see he's a freak
We can see, that's he's Uncle Ernie, 'cle Ernie, 'cle Ernie
The crack between the two butt cheeks, old Pete likes 10 and unders
Mike Jackson could show him his big collection from sleepovers
The fans that liked the Who can't take more surprise hits
When he's jailed, out goes the discs
we do not want to hear Pete's songs
We can see the real Pete, we can, WE CAN!
We can see the real Pete, can we, oh yeah!
He better see Meher Baba
ask for forgiveness
cause when he's sent to the slammer
he's gonna be a big ol' prison bitch
We can see the real Pete, guilty, GUILTY!
We can see the real Pete, guilty!
We can see, we can see, we can see, whoa!
We can see the real Pete, pedo!
We can see the real Pete, BUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can see the real Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete.....
(segue into "Pedophilia")
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