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Song Parodies -> "Knees Locked"

Original Song Title:

"Squeezebox"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Knees Locked"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

mama keeps her knees locked
she swears and protests
cause at night, daddy roams
and he'll invade her nest
but she'll stay up all night
and she'll those legs tight
mama keeps her knees locked
daddy sometimes creeps at night

well, he grabs her seat
but she ain't in heat
theres no 'escape in the mystic"
underneath the sheets
cause she stays up all night
if she loosens, he'll try it
mama keeps her knees locked
daddy tries with all his might

its not in, its out, not in, its out, not in, its out, not in, its out

she's stayin' up nights
and she's reachin' new heights
mama keeps her knees locked
daddy says it just ain't right

she goes...."free me
get off and free me
come on and leave me be to snooze
its not an act i choose"
mama keeps her knees locked
daddy suffers from the plight

its not in, its out, not in, its out, not in, its out, not in, its out

and she'll stay up all night
even keep on the lights
mama keeps her knees locked
daddy's given up the fight

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TJC - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Poor deflated "Puff Daddy"! Funny
Ravyn Rant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Leave me be to snooze..." Interesting flip side to TOS. 555
Adagio - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is one wild parody, because I got the imagery. : ) 5's
Lionel Mertens - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You must have taken some comic Viagra last night. 5's. Maybe you should write the conjugal bill of rights.
AFW - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Enjoyed this funny tale of the Locknees monster
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC ravyn adagio lionel and AFW
PMS - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That's the funniest parody to the OS I ever saw!
Stuart McArthur - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish James Blunt's mum had kept HER knees locked - very amusing alvin - 555
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thighmaster 1, Nookie 0!
alvin rhodes - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS stuart and red ant
Callmelennie - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
I suppose this must have started sometime after you were born, ... how else would you explain the very fact that you exist? You weren't delivered by the stork, you know
Callmelennie - July 08, 2014 - Report this comment
OBTW ... "Momma keeps her knees locked, Daddy PRIES with all his might" ... Missed it by one consonant

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