(HER) : Zoo, baby!
There's danger to reap !
Have a ball when I grandstand
Make boldly an audience gasp

(HIM) : So, baby
Your thrills to fulfill
Mix in not with mere deer
Or be coaxing some eels
Lustly entice the bears !

(HER) : My body limp over rail
As I tease those ursine
With shove, crowd it squeals
I careened over line...

The smelly bear enclosure
Saw the end of sudden flight
It's a grizzly, dumb endeavour
Hazard-ous increasing plight
In few moments, I'll be rendered howling
By big balls of hair
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)

(BEAR #1) : I'll rip that jacket...
(BEAR #2) : Torn sweater, fell to feet...
(BEAR #3) : Good. Undressed. Lookin' fine...
(ALL BEARS) : Freebie ! Fresh meat !

(HER) : I'm loathe to be a pelt mitt
I understate "Oh no"
Sure don't like the way they're snarling
I want to go...

(BEAR #1) : I have those sweet, sweet lips...
(BEAR #2) : I want the salty waist...
(BEAR #3) : I'd love the finger tips...
(ALL BEARS) : Ensure none goes to waste ! Yum-umm !

(HER) : Some fellas strung together
Lengths of rope into a line
And some chick whose name was Heather
Screamed out "Fark!" (that helped just fine...)
(CROWD) : At the moment you descended, darling
Caught us unaware
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)
Don't trust the bears (don't lust for bears, don't)

If you value your patella
Then the dumbest thing you'll
Ever ever do is lust for bears
(Don't trust the bears) Don't lust for bears
(Don't trust the bears) Please don't
(Don't trust the bears) Oh, don't despair
(Don't trust the bears) (But I'd say a prayer...)
(Don't trust the bears) Severed - bones severed
(Don't trust the bears) It's unfair
(Don't trust the bears) And don't thrust your wares!
(Don't trust the bears)
(Don't trust the bears)