I don't know why I do the things I do
Must be deranged, got a loose screw
In my kitchen, everything's set
Now tell me have you had dinner yet?
Oh please don't go, don't go and flee
Please won't you stay?
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Washing it down, washing it down

I'm a strange guy, don't treat me too bad
I'll bite your face if you make me mad
I've done some strange things that you won't forget
Tell me Clarice, are the lambs silent yet?

I eat people, yes I know I'm
Funny that way
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Washing it down, washing it down

Bug me, test me, tug me, tease me
I'll go mad, I'll go mad, I'll go mad and your throat I'll slit

Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Washing it down, washing it down

I don't know why I do the things I do
I'm so deranged, got a loose screw
Had a patient, his name was Paul
I cut off his head and now he's not so tall

I eat people, yes I know I'm
Funny that way
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Fava beans and liver, with a nice chianti
Washing it down, washing it down