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Song Parodies -> "Stock Muster"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Sweet

Parody Song Title:

"Stock Muster"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

This is the second time we've parodied this song, as we are quite fond of it...
Moo-ahhhhh! Moo-ahhhhh!
You cattle beware, a mettle unfair
Dakota no doubt - it has got bovine share
Poll Hereford's fine and the Brahman's sublime
They're not sacred so we're droolin' at thought of meat grinds

Moo-ahhhhh! Moo-ahhhhh!
With big sleepy eyes, they're oversized
'Cus Sizzler knows that loin and behind's highly prized
In muddy droves - there muster goes
Well veal they're cutlin' out from under Bess' nose

Those patty buns, doughy-grey, 'swhere we'll be put one day
We just wanna stand and moo, as we do!
No good to just stand and pray - we've got to get away
From stock muster!

The crops are out, there's cowboys about
Don't s'pose Bossy can understand those stock muster shouts
Cows already bought, they gotta be caught
And so for McDonald's and hamburger meats they'll be slaught'

Does anyone look away, when we hear bovines say
WWWWhat's that big gun gonna do - ow!
This game is no fun to play - wish it were yesterday
No stock muster!

Want drovers to go away, so we can eat our hay
We just wanna stand and moo, as we do!
You know all the rumors say we'll end on dinner trays
No stock muster!

Moo-ahhhhh! Moo-ahhhhh! Moo-ahhhhh! Moo-ahhhhh!
Muster, muster, stock muster . . .

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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alvin rhodes - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
i adore cow parodies....5s
Meriadoc - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin! :-)
mandamoo - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Yay ! I'm early for a change.....I'm loving the barnyard theme you've got going at the moment ! This gave me a good chuckle ! Good one !
wandlimb - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Lots of food related ones recently. Hungry?
Troy - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmmmmmm steaks, rump roast, veil (mouth watering)!!!! Good one, all 5s!!!!!
Phil Alexander - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you like Dana Lyons' "Cows with Guns", by any chance? Moosic to the ears...
John Jenkins - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody.

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