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Song Parodies -> "Hot Mustard"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Sweet

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Mustard"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Ah ow! Ah ow!

You better beware, you better take care
You better watch that condiment's label there
Your tongue is on fire and you start to perspire
Big glass of water you suddenly now require

Ah ow! Ah ow!

Your mouth is dry - your gasping cries
Opened that little orange package - did not scrutinize
That mustard flows - on burger goes
It feels like flames are coming right out your nose

Why didn't I read the pack? I'm having a heart attack
I only had a little lick - water quick!
My tastebuds are in a fray and much to my dismay
It's hot mustard!

My heartbeat's out - it's skipping about
Don't know if tongue'll ever be able to heal blisters now
This product's unstable - not properly labled
I'm thinking the roof of my mouth's forever disabled

Up with this stuff I'll hop and head back to the shop
Got to analyze it now - ow!
I'm takin' it to the lab - I only used a dab!
Of hot mustard!

The lawyers will find a way - they will make someone pay
Gonna get some revenue - I will sue!
I'm wantin' to compensate - melted my upper plate!
Sue hot mustard!

Ah ow! Ah ow!
Hot mustard - it's hot mustard
Hot mustard - it's hot mustard
Hot mustard - it's hot mustard

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 16

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 2   0
 3   2
 4   5
 5   9

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Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL.....what the heck is this, its so weird its hillarious.
Jonathan C. - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I like hot mustard, the condiment and the song.
Phil Alexander - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant... the original's one of my favourite songs, too :-)
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank-you Phil! I didn't consider this to be one of our better ones, but it's been well-received so far. I was sitting at Burger King trying to think of songs that no one had done yet. The first part was easy but Pip & I had a hard job finishing it - difficult pacing. I knew that few Americans would know the song, but I was sure the Brits would vote on it! :-D
mandamoo - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't forget the Aussies, Meriadoc ! MY mouth was it!

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