"Well, they have one big giant," said good old King Saul
"His name is Goliath, that dude's nine feet tall!
From across the valley, he calls us bad names
We called upon Dave, with his five stones smooth, slingshot too..."

Used a heavy sling, and deadly sting ensued
Oh, Israelites did sing "The Philistine's unglued"
David did his thing – and stunningly debuted

Foes will soon regret their derision when we
At-tack their Big Cheese and gleely him slew
Now his face appears like a cyclops plus two
A-searing hole scored straight thru
Forehead is just askew, incongru...

With a single sling, some rocks, and lots of shrewd
He swivelled arm in swing - it saw “Big G” subdued
Oh, Saul may be our king, but David's a rad dude...

Used a heavy sling and without much ado
The gang all danced and singed at foe they overthrew
Oh, the moral of thing’s: don’t tick off the Hebrew