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Song Parodies -> "Mini Van Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rubberband Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Spinners

Parody Song Title:

"Mini Van Man"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Summer is here and time for the Dads to hit the road....

Hand me now my driving keys
Please pile into the side
Once I adjust the rear view mirrors
We're going on our vacation ride

All the bikes are on the bumper
And the donut sits atop
Hope your bladders don't explode
Until we get to Epcot

Hey kids, be quiet, beware
Of the Mini Van Man
Don't make me come back there
Says the Mini Van Man
I'll turn this thing around, I swear
Cause I'm the Mini Van Man, and I can

Hey, Dad, we're buckled up and all set
But just one question
Hey are we there yet?

Once I hear them start to complain
I pop in a DVD
Hand them all a sippy cup
And ask if anyone has to pee

Then I unfold my TripTik
That I got from my AAA
Set the radio for easy listening
And we're finally on our way

Hey kids, be quiet, beware
Of the Mini Van Man
Don't make me come back there
Says the Mini Van Man
I'll turn this thing around, I swear
Cause I'm the Mini Van Man, and I can

Drive a Mini Van
Though it's not rad
But what choice do I have
Because I'm a Dad

(Beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep)
Watch out for this heavy load
(Beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep)
Hey, Come on. Share the road
(Beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep)
Where in the World did you learn to drive
(Beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep,beep)
Not too close. I have a Baby on Board sign

Rolling south down 95
With the Mini Van Man
GPS suctioned on the dash
For the Mini Van Man
Plugged in the ash tray
So The Mini Van Man avoids traffic jams

Beep, beep, beep. beep, beep
Mini Van Man, Mini Van Man
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
How much stuff did he fit into this van?
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
Their all packed in like a sardine can

Hey kids, be quiet, beware
Of the Mini Van Man
Don't make me come back there
Says the Mini Van Man
I'll turn this thing around, I swear
Cause I'm the Mini Van Man, and I can

Repeat and Fade Out

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Old Man Ribber - July 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Dan - Like wow, man. What a trip! ;D

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