Song Parodies -> No One Is Innocent
| Original Song Title: | "No One Is Innocent" |
| Original Performer: | The Sex Pistols |
| Parody Song Title: | "No One Is Innocent" |
| Parody Written by: | David Bromage |
God save the London tabloids
They're a bunch of wholesome wags
They just like printing endless crap
While the Editors drive Jags
God save television
Keep the news breaks pure
God save Ann Widdecombe
So justice can stay pure
Ronnie Biggs was doing fine
Until he lost his dosh
Now he says he'll do his time
If the plane ride home is posh
God save Charlie Kennedy
God save Tony Blair
God save Gerry Adams
And every Tory millionaire
God save all the media
God keep old crimes in vogue
God save Rupert Murdoch
And God save the lovable rogue
Ronnie Biggs was doing fine
Until he lost his dosh
Now he says he'll do his time
If the plane ride home is posh
They're a bunch of wholesome wags
They just like printing endless crap
While the Editors drive Jags
God save television
Keep the news breaks pure
God save Ann Widdecombe
So justice can stay pure
Ronnie Biggs was doing fine
Until he lost his dosh
Now he says he'll do his time
If the plane ride home is posh
God save Charlie Kennedy
God save Tony Blair
God save Gerry Adams
And every Tory millionaire
God save all the media
God keep old crimes in vogue
God save Rupert Murdoch
And God save the lovable rogue
Ronnie Biggs was doing fine
Until he lost his dosh
Now he says he'll do his time
If the plane ride home is posh
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