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Song Parodies -> "Stumbling Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Tumbling Dice"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Stumbling Mice"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Tricky runnin’ mazies when those scientists get us wastied
And make us turn those corners while soused
In labor’tory, it just seems too cruel to be mouse

We’re always spinning in rolled contraptions
Ted’dous life we’ve, up to now
Maybe, well just maybe, the cheese has been all drug-doused now
Feed from lab kitchen is sure to start us twitchin'
Substance-y abuse it runs wild

Baby, can't stand straight, we han’t contro-o-ol, we...
We’re always just stumblin' mice

Always want to testy, and leaves us not impressedied
Research in theory is fine...
Freebies? Just placebies!
Needles prick, an’ my stare’s mis-aligned
Hey now baby, I say woe betide ‘em
If world’s overthrown by our kind...

Speed me; o’erfeed me
Soon round as ba-a-alls see, now call us some plumpenin’
Ro-o-olly and poly, us plumpenin’ mice

Oh my, my I might get loads food pellets
Playin' the feed bar just right...

Turn wheelies!, Unreal-ly!
We keep it ro-o-olling - we’re portly and stumblin’ mice, (Fallin’ an’ stumblin')
Ambroxol me
Betamol me
Monurol me
Habitrol me
‘Xacts a toll see
Flucindole me
Riluzole me
Panthenol me
Fadrozole me
A shame-y, always just stumblin’ mice, yeah
Full ampuoles, see
(Repeat drugs of your choice and fade)

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MasonR - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
The poor drugged-out, wee, wasted beasties! My drug company is very impressed with your efforts, and gives you 555s for further, um, research.
alvin rhodes - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
an amazing mix of science, surrealism and just plain silliness...perfect
TJC - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin, hickory, dickory and doc on this one... great work... [was half-anticipating "Had my fill of Sildenafil, Bams the dementia back in rodentia" (Sildenafil = Viagra!)]
AFW - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Most unique
Ann Hammond - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with alvin too
stuart mcarthur - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
distinctively M and P from the clever title sub through all the clever wordplay - I'm always just so impressedied - 555
Rick C - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Tumblin' some fives your way. No misaligned stares here.
mandamoo - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
What more can be said ? Great job :)

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