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Song Parodies -> "Brown Luger"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Luger"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

One of my favorite things to read about in the paper is stories about stupid criminals. This is about one of those....
Last month went to rob a liquor store
Had the lone employee lying on the floor
Turned and heard a single shot go off
Looked down I saw I'd shot my big toe off

Brown luger
How come you don't shoot good?
Brown luger
Like a fine weapon should

Last week, robbed a geezer in a suit
Told him to freeze and hand me all his loot
Fired off a shot to make him run away
Got me in the ass on a lousy ricochet

Brown luger
How come you don't shoot good?
Brown luger
Like a fine weapon should

I wrote a letter to the N. R. A.
Gripe 'bout the faulty gun that came my way
Looked down the barrel to see what was wrong
Doctors say I might be here for way too long

Brown luger
How come you don't shoot good?
Brown luger
It's no use to a hood

Brown luger

I say yeah, yeah, yeah, BANG!
We're back.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
You hit the bulls-eye with this one, RD.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Remember, three strikes and you´re out, or was that three 5´s? ;-)
Leah Lockhart - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL.... Hit me with your best shot! Have you ever heard of the Magnetic Fields? They often play locally and have a similar style to yours I think. You might want to check them out.
Adagio - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Really good!
AussieBullDog - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Rick. 4-5-5
Guy - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Darwin award recipient. Nice work Rick. ;-)

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