I BE EDUCATED

Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
Jimmy Carter freed the slaves in Idaho, I be educated
I done went to college, to improve my brain
Now I know that Texas is the capital of Spain
I'm counting on my fingers, I'm in the passing lane

Going slow slow slow slow slow !

Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
We fought Hitler at the Alamo, I be educated
I done went to college, to improve my brain
Now I know that Abraham Lincoln was insane
I'm counting on my fingers, I don't know my own name

Because I'm slow slow slow slow slow!

Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
Japan was invaded by Fidel Castro, I be educated
They sent me to college to get inside my head
But everything above my neck might as well be dead
So they just made me a defensive end instead

Hut hut hut two three fo!

Twenty Twenty Twenty four years ago, I be educated
The Queen of France was Marilyn Monroe, I be educated
They sent me to college, I failed the SAT
Affirmative Action, Opportunity
All I did was play football, but I got a degree

Ho ho ho ho ho ho!

B-b-Bubba-b-b-b-Bubba. I be educated
Duh-duh-duh-duh, d-d-d-duh duh. I be educated