Will you wear the pants from your old band?
Shake it baby, you're my mullet man
Oh tell me, will you wear the pants?

Oh, will you wear the pants, they fit you just right
Give me baby such a delight
Please baby, will you wear the pants?

Will ya, will ya, will ya, will ya wear the pants?
Could ya, could ya, could ya, could ya wear the pants?
Would ya, would ya, would ya, would ya--
Will you wear the pants?

Come on, just wear the pants,love how they're so tight
Squeeze into 'em, I'm yours tonight
If you want me, gotta wear the pants!

Will ya, will ya, will ya, will ya wear the pants?
Could ya, could ya, could ya, could ya wear the pants?
Would ya, would ya, would ya, would ya--
Will you wear the pants?

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