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Song Parodies -> "Will You Wear the Pants?"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Wanna Dance?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Will You Wear the Pants?"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

An ode to the super tight pants that were universally worn by all the hair bands of the 80s...
Will you wear the pants from your old band?
Shake it baby, you're my mullet man
Oh tell me, will you wear the pants?

Oh, will you wear the pants, they fit you just right
Give me baby such a delight
Please baby, will you wear the pants?

Will ya, will ya, will ya, will ya wear the pants?
Could ya, could ya, could ya, could ya wear the pants?
Would ya, would ya, would ya, would ya--
Will you wear the pants?

Come on, just wear the pants,love how they're so tight
Squeeze into 'em, I'm yours tonight
If you want me, gotta wear the pants!

Will ya, will ya, will ya, will ya wear the pants?
Could ya, could ya, could ya, could ya wear the pants?
Would ya, would ya, would ya, would ya--
Will you wear the pants?

(repeat to fade)

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Color Me Lee - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't get it -- is this supposed to be about slacks, khakis or corduroys? And if they're black khakis, can I still call them 'khakis'? And can I wear them with brown shoes, a brown belt and a red shirt? I'm so confused...
John Barry - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL at "mullet man."
Jeff Reuben - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I was sure this was going to be a relationship parody. Great job going back to the 80s to "reclaim the pants!"
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
if the pants don't fit, some fives you'll get-johnny cocharan...5s
Ravyn Rant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That made me very nostalgic for mullets and leather pants. Dang I'm old. - RR
Stuart McArthur - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
exactly what Jeff said - LOL - 555
Arwen - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
CM Lee...I am DYING!! LOL! Thanks!

John...thanks...=)

Jeff...I enjoy nothing more than keeping you guessing...thanks!

alvin...heheh! Nice...=)

Ravyn...poor mullets. Poor leather pants. It is true that they have no place in the Brave New World of the Divine Goddess. Alas...at least you have your memories...=)

Stuart...exactly what I said to Jeff...=)
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Another funny one. 5's
Arwen - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Larry, thanks a ton!
Jeff Reuben - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
CML-LOL!
Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, we know who wears the pants in any of Arwen's relationships. And we know who she wishes wouldn't wear pants. I won't dock you a point for not knowing it was Bobby Freeman who first did it in 1958, but you should have known the Beach Boys did it in 1964... and even Bette Midler in a 1973 slow-burn version preceded the Ramones, who did everything fast, especially live fast, and wouldn't know a "slow burn" if it smacked 'em upside the head.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I still have some of my pants from the 80s, the funny thing is... they all have shrunk!
Arwen - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Pacholek...I know that the song has been done by a number of artists...and of course that it originated long before the Ramones covered it...but of all those artists...don't you think that the Ramones...(can you picture them in your mind, darling?)...fit best with the theme of my lyrics? Hmmmm? =)

K1...how odd. I HATE it when that happens!!

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