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Song Parodies -> "We'd Like The Quiche Hor'deurves, Hop Sing"

Original Song Title:

"I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The New Seekers

Parody Song Title:

"We'd Like The Quiche Hor'deurves, Hop Sing"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

My ode to Ben Carwright and the gang at the Ponderosa. It turns the spotlight on a Bonaza character who by all rights deserved his own spinoff show - the Cartwright's inscrutible Chinese chef, Hop Sing.
“We’d Like The Quiche Hor’deurves, Hop-Sing”

I’d like to treat the world to brunch,
We’ll dine like we were kings.
Eat all you please, our chef’s Chinese.
We just call him Hop-Sing.

We’d like the quiche hor’deurves, Hop-Sing.
Cook to perfection, please.
Serve it with Coke - so I won’t choke,
In front of company.

We’d like the quiche hor’deurves, Hop-Sing.
Bring Hoss some black-eyed peas.
For me, a plate of buff’lo steak.
And Little Joe wants brie.

I'd like to feed the world for once,
On sweet and sour lamb.
Let PETA pout and vegans shout,
We just won’t give a damn.

We’d like the quiche hor’deurves, Hop-Sing.
Don’t cook them rubbery.
And if you please, the Beef Bernaise,
You cooked in Season 3.

We’d like the quiche hor’deurves, Hop-Sing.
So hop to it tout suite.
Chow down the bacon Hoppy’s makin’,
And then we’ll toot real sweet.

Hear the big bang….

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Mark Scotti - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved Bonanza(I'm dating myself...), and LOVED this parody! I'll have the 555 special.
Claude Prez - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Say, feller, you look a little familler...ennyways, that's a right clever song you got there.
TJC - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice Hoss play n' clever banterin, pardner... what's next Hop a'song Cassidy?

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