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Song Parodies -> "My Ben Gay Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Your Wildest Dreams"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"My Ben Gay Cream"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Classic Cream For Classic Rockers

I have reached that stage
When I feel my age
It's hard to rebound
From the creaking sounds
My muscles and my joints
Their finally catching
Up with me
Now I constantly use
My Ben Gay Cream

Once I healed so fast
Now some days I can't move my ass
Some days my back is spent
In positions it wasn't meant
My muscles and my joints
Are finally catching
Up with me
Now I constantly use
My Ben Gay Cream

And when I put it on
My wife and kids
They start to cry
When I put it on
I'm shown the door
They put me outside
When I put it on
I'm so hooked on it
It's really hard to quit
Their afraid for me
And that I might OD
Maybe I'll cut back
And buy their Pain Relieving Patch
But for now I'm using
My Ben Gay Cream

And when I put it on
It takes me to an
Ultra Strength World
When I put it on
And when I put it on
I feel the heat
It penetrates me
When I put it on

But I've gone too far
Time for a new start
And I did enlist
Joined Ben Gay Anonymous
I'm no longer a wreck
And giving people
A Gag reflex
Never will you see
Use My Ben Gay Cream
Use My Ben Gay Cream
Use My Ben Gay Cream

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Old Folks' Companions - June 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes, when you are old and gray, you shall always have us with you: your old friends Ben Gay and Arthur Itis.
Patrick - June 19, 2010 - Report this comment
From a song about remembering lost loves to song about a time when you can't remember your own name. Keep the fingers nimble so you can keep on typing out the songs.
Mark Scotti - June 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, those achy breaky bones!! LOL

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