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Song Parodies -> "I Went On 'springer' (cause My Girlfriend's A Man)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just A Singer (in A Rock And Roll Band)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"I Went On 'springer' (cause My Girlfriend's A Man)"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i was a-wondering why her face was so rough
kissing her was so creepy...when she rubbed against me
i found it baffling...not to mention absurd
now my trust has been broken...cause i found she's a he
and now i find my feelings changed...it blows...this is true
and i believe some other persons should know...its freaky
i went on "springer" cause my girlfriend's a man

a thousand people in the studio heard
all about the con artist...who hornswaggled me
a thousand smiles, as i'm describing the way
how i found her alluring...what a joke i must be
so if you think that gal of yours is male...just like you
well, then you know exactly what to do...tell jerry
i went on "springer" cause my girlfriend's a man

i just don't understand
lies told by people to the people
who were really enjoying...the sex
and now i'll be a frightened person
but enlightened by this woman
who has been male...since her birth
been male...since her birth

i was a-wondering if the crowd would feel mirth
seeing two crazy people...as they fight on TV
my life's unraveling...i put into words
how i thought she was joking...when she finally told me
and now its time to make a change...i want someone new
i really want some other person to hold...i'm lonely
i went on "springer" cause my girlfriend's a man

i just don't understand
lies told by people to the people
who were really enjoying...the sex
and now i'll be a frightened person
but enlightened by this woman
who has been male...since her birth
been male...since her birth

tragic is the man who must pretend he's a girl
fooling so many people...especially me
i went on "springer" cause my girlfriend's a man
you'll be on "springer" if your girlfriend's a man
i went on "springer" cause my girlfriend's a man



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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Adagio - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Woo! One of my favorite MB OS. Pacing was EXCELLENT! Really good job, Alvin! 5's
Stuart McArthur - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
this would be easily in my top 5 of yours alvin - excellent - I could hear it against the OS - 555 - great syllabic-matching in the title
John Barry - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
What Adagio and Stuart said. Plus extra credit for "hornswaggled"!
Ravyn Rant - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW! I wish I could give you sixes, Alvin - this is excellent!
alvin rhodes - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thank you adagio, stuart, john and ravyn...may you NEVER have to appear on spinger
Adagio - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I know that I won't appear on springer, at least.....cuz I'm a woman....:D
alvin rhodes - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry adagio....obviously i have trouble identifying gender
Stuart McArthur - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, I commented but I forgot the shameless plug....I did a Springer-bagging parody too alvin....(not as good as yours admittedly)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thekinks16.shtml
Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I wasn't crazy about this one (but I didn't vote because I didn't want to mess up your perfect score)... but if I ever do a sequel to "The Reckoning of These Song Titles," this one is going in!
Meriadoc - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job Alvin!
alvin rhodes - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
thank you all
Mitch Cumstein - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
This is sublime. Your creative talent appears boundless.
Porfle Popnecker - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Mirthquake!

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