-> "The Store In Which You Buy"
Original Song Title:
"The Story In Your Eyes" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Store In Which You Buy"
(hard rock electric guitar intro)
You've been spending about a fortune
And you decided to blow even more today
For a voice that's deep inside you now
And the voice that makes you spend here's -
- in the Muzak in the store in which you buy
It's su-bli-mi-nal-ly telling you
To spend and buy
Listen to the store's P-A speakers
Wash your willpower away...
Your self-control's getting much weaker
And in a buyer's trance you throw your cash away
So I'm frightened for your children
(And) That our mental independence is in vain
And the freedom we've been waiting for
Will turn to chains
(hard rock electric guitar bridge)
Listen to the store's subtle urging
"Spend all your money today..."
A hole in your poc-ket's now burning
And from the ashes you'll have many bills to pay
And I'm frightened for the children
(And) That our economic freedom is in vain
And the future we've been saving for
Goes down the drain
When consumers finally wake up
To subliminal persuasion in the stores
They will all be wise to whispered "buy" 's
(hard rock electric guitar instrumental to fade)
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