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Song Parodies -> "Stewby-Doo, What Are You?"

Original Song Title:

"Scooby-Doo, Where Are You"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Stewby-Doo, What Are You?"

Parody Written by:

Who, Me?

The Lyrics

The restaurant where I work used to have a head cook who was totally incompetent. She burned everything, had no concept of proper food handling or common sense. My favorite line from her is, "Soup du jour? I don't know how to make soup du jour!" This is my tribute to her fine culinary skills. P.S. It's safe to eat there now--she went back to waitressing somewhere else.
Stewby-dooby-doo what are you
We don't know what we're serving
They cooked you just today but I must say
You look a bit unnerving

As the years go by they wonder why
All their food sales are sagging
Doesn't surprise me 'cause I can see
The health inspector gagging

So many people come in and eat
They beat the odds and have no gastric attack
And they come back
If they knew half of what we do they'd say
They'd rather have a Scooby Snack
That's a fact

Stewby-dooby-doo I need you
Some brave soul placed an order
If they live to tell and they stay well
I owe the cook a quarter

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Buchoff - December 10, 2002 - Report this comment
Pretty good...a little hard to relate to since I don't know the cook (and you'll probably get fewer votes because of that). I'd read it for a Scooby Snack! =)

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