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Song Parodies -> "Lilo"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Lilo"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

Just in case some of you may not understand what or which direction this song is coming from and/or going, I wrote it if I were telling the story about Stitch from his point of view. With the exception of the line that reads “JIN: “Well, I’m not Hawaii’s most strongest man”, “But when I greeted Stitch he nearly broke my hand.” After all, I wrote this parody, I had to “squeeze” myself in somewhere didn’t I? The rest of the song is done in the point of view I specified above, as if I experienced what Stitch did in the movie as if I was reading his mind. I hope this helps simplify things a bit. :-)
I landed on Earth on the island of Kauai
Land of fruits and crops
Home of the Kawaikini volcano, C-A-N-O cano

She came up to me and hung a Lei on my neck
I asked her her name and in a Hawaiian voice
She said Lilo, L-I-L-O, Lilo, L-L-Lilo

JIN: “Well, I’m not Hawaii’s most strongest man”
“But when I greeted Stitch he nearly broke my hand.”
Oh my Lilo, L-L-Lilo

Well, I’m a genius but I can’t understand
Why those aliens dress like women when neither look like a man
Oh my Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo

Well, I drank caffeine and was up all night
Underneath the full moonlight
She picked me up at the adoption agency
And said, “Your name is Stitch please come home with me”

Nani couldn’t control her despite how hard she tries
But when I drowned and almost died well I almost lost my Lilo

L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo

L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo

I destroyed her house, I ran into the woods
It wasn’t long until, Jumba came and captured me
This was after looking at a picture of her family

Things are the way I want them to stay
And our Ohana is gonna keep them that way for my Lilo, L-L-Lilo

Whether surfing the waves or dancing with the girls
It’s an intergalactic battle, that’s out of this world
Always for Lilo, L-L-Lilo

Well, I came to Kauai not too long before
And I’ve never ever seen Earth before
But Lilo smiled and took me by the hand
And said, “I’m gonna teach your good from your bad”

Well, I’m sentenced to the Earth indefinitely
But I know what I know and Ohana means family
And so is Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo

Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo

Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
Lilo, L-L-Lilo, L-L-Lilo
(Repeat and fade….)
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Wild Child JIN - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
What's going on here? I can't believe that there isn't at least one person here who has seen the Disney animated movie "Lilo & Stitch" :-(

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