Song Parodies -> Red Bull Cola
| Original Song Title: | "Lola" |
| Original Performer: | The Kinks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Red Bull Cola" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
I've heard it on a billboard that I saw
Yes, it's an energy drink tasted like some soda... S-O-D-A, soda
The next day, I'd just bought a case
I took a can out, it's saying "Red Bull Cola"... C-O-L-A cola... it's Red Bull Cola
Well, my tension's mounted to the moon
But it will fall out very soon
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Well I'm not dumb though I could understand
When I looked at the label of some Rockstar can
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Well, I drank it at least once a week
In case I went berserk as a freak
My power rises but my panic falls
I'm running short but I'm walking tall
You wouldn't expect Thai truck-driving men
Staying late at night again and again
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull cola
Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull Cola
Can Austrians get high?
It's strong and natural
It ain't tasted horrible
Why Pepsi or Coke?
Red Bull's what you don't have to provoke
New Jersey soccer fans, it's good for you
Even eight-year-old boys would drink it too
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Open up a can, you soda jerks
Let your bad brains go good and get to work
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Well when I was young and felt mostly bored
When I'd never ever drank a Red Bull before
The Red Bull hype is onto me
Since a New York soccer team smiled with glee
You wouldn't expect the strength of a bull
Getting energized is one silver rule
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull Cola
Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull Cola [repeat until fade]
Yes, it's an energy drink tasted like some soda... S-O-D-A, soda
The next day, I'd just bought a case
I took a can out, it's saying "Red Bull Cola"... C-O-L-A cola... it's Red Bull Cola
Well, my tension's mounted to the moon
But it will fall out very soon
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Well I'm not dumb though I could understand
When I looked at the label of some Rockstar can
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Well, I drank it at least once a week
In case I went berserk as a freak
My power rises but my panic falls
I'm running short but I'm walking tall
You wouldn't expect Thai truck-driving men
Staying late at night again and again
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull cola
Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull Cola
Can Austrians get high?
It's strong and natural
It ain't tasted horrible
Why Pepsi or Coke?
Red Bull's what you don't have to provoke
New Jersey soccer fans, it's good for you
Even eight-year-old boys would drink it too
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Open up a can, you soda jerks
Let your bad brains go good and get to work
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola
Well when I was young and felt mostly bored
When I'd never ever drank a Red Bull before
The Red Bull hype is onto me
Since a New York soccer team smiled with glee
You wouldn't expect the strength of a bull
Getting energized is one silver rule
Red Bull Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull Cola
Cola, it's Red Bull Cola, drink Red Bull Cola [repeat until fade]
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Yes, Austrians can get verrrry high to the sky, Sir ! And I love this cola theme!
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