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Song Parodies -> "Noah"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Noah"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the people start to snub....said he's gone loco
says its gonna rain...and those floodin' waters will flow-ah
come down till all ovah
folks walked out on him as he started his rants
"too bad, what a shame, that you made that choice"
stated noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah

well, he's not the world's most physical guy
but he worked day and night and built an ark, sublime
crafty noah....no-no-no-no-noah
well, i'm not dumb, but i can't understand
why he paired up the critters, but that was his plan
crazy noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah

well, the showers came...it poured for nights
safe, were exotic fauna life
the rain picked up, still no land was seen
there was little joy...how could god be so mean ?

guess god's not the world's most passionate guy
and all feared for their lives, as they rode the swells
with ol' noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah

the rains went away
it fell down no more
all fell to the floor
they got down on their knees
they all felt relief, with god, appeased

and that's the way that they want it to stay
"god won't be mad if we all obey"
shouted noah...no-no-no-no-noah
half of you boys
and half of you girls
so you best get goin'....populate the world
reminded noah...no-no-no-no-noah

well, they took off about a month before
now, they've finally weathered all this water, galore
and noah smiled as he stepped on the land
he had been employed by the lord for this plan

now, god's not the sort you can quite understand
but he still gives a damn
so he trusted a man
known as noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-noah

noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah
noah...no-no-no-no-noah...no-no-no-no-noah



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Tommy Turtle - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Why did Noah have to let those two mosquitoes on board? ... Interesting switch. Taketh thee this pair of Fives, that they may breed thee yet a third.
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Al, you are a master at edutaining us with your parodies. Wonderful. 555
AFW - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Great "Tongue in Cheek" bible story
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
like this
John Jenkins - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Yes, God is passionate; and, yes, there was (and is) a plan. Well plotted, Alvin.
alvin - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TT, kristof, AFW, ann and john
TJC - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Noah one does it better!
stuart mcarthur - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
beautifully written al - I'm working on this OS, so I applaud all your ties to the original lyrics, that work so well with this theme - Noah is just a funny dude, isn't he? - 555
alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks TJC and stuart
Michael Pacholek - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This one really floated my boat!
PMS - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thou shalt get fives

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