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Song Parodies -> "No Bra"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"No Bra"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

tight sweater hides the bust of an old bimbo
where its pink and veined and it smells just like gorgonzola
and waxy crayolas
she bounced merrily as her avid twins danced
too big for her frame and as a fashion choice
she wore no bra...no bee-ar-ray...no bra...no no no no no bra

well, i like the girls most physically tight
with everything upright and not a sag in sight
she had no bra...no no no no no bra
well, i went numb from the sight of her glands
why, she looks like a woman who needs reprimands
she had no bra...no no no no no bra

well, they sank with age, she's lost the fight
unders would help her with her plight
just pack 'em in and strap 'em up with ease
cause those big boys gettin' too low to please

well, i like the girls of a passion fruit size
but when they look like eggs, fried, well, it don't bode well
she had no bra...no no no no no bra...no no no no no bra

they pulse and sway...too large to ignore
they point to the floor...they hang down to her knees
well, i looked at her like she's diseased

but that's the way that she wants 'em to stay
and she always wants 'em to be that way
she had no bra...no no no no no bra
girls, i enjoy...no joy is this girl
she has messed up udders that's been unfurled
she had no bra...no no no no no bra

well, her chest's prone from the weak support
they get really heavy for a woman to sport
this "no bra" guise is gettin' out of hand
cause those little toys there can no longer stand

well, hers aren't the world's most perkiest glands
when there's low hangin' cans, better give 'em a hand
and buy a new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra

new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra
new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra
new bra...new new new new new bra
new new new new new bra

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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AFW - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Delightfully descriptive..definitely out in front..loved that "Messed up udders" line..bounces along great
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree with AFW right down the line...wonderful sing-along piece here...yeah, it "bounces right along" just fine...love it, 5's ~ ~ ~
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I have two words for the lady in your parody: Nip and Tuck. 5's
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW paul and lionel
John Barry - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This is great!
Peregrin - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL. I was reading this as I was eating breakfast, I'll give you an extra 5 to get my appetite back :)
alvin rhodes - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john and peregrin (lol)
Rick C - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
The first verse especially cracked me up but, the whole thing is a hoot (er). 555
The Charnstar - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm no good at pun, so I'll just say GREAT SONG, I was hooked from the title, 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rick and charnstar
Meriadoc - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
A real TMI type parody. At least we know where the Grey Stripper ended up....
alvin - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry
PrincessBare-A-Boob - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Dice~, me Injun tribe likes bare-&-bounce fun, around the Wigwam . . .
alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PrincessBare-A-Boob....sounds like a fun place to hang out

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