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Song Parodies -> "Don't Smoke Dat Marijuana"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Smoke Dat Marijuana"

Parody Written by:

Stinky Marshmellow

The Lyrics

hey hey hey....its done as if it were a jamaican singing it, thats the excuse for the slang spelling and this song!!
Here is a story bout A boy named Johnny
Oh, What happen to him, no it was not funny,
Its because of marijuana

Well down in Jamaica where they smoke that weed
From a strange hairy man Johnny purchased a seed
Of marijuana

Johnny got back and he planted it well
But when it was grown now he wanted to sell
That marijuana

So Johnny sells his weed for ten dollars a bag
And with all that money he purchase a jag
Made of marijuana
Yeah a car of marijuana

But one day the cops found Johnny boy
Now he gone to jail, he another man's toy
All because of dat marijuana

Oh yes that marijuana
He smoke that marijuana
Very bad, that marijuana

So don't be like lewana
Don't smoke that marijuana
Unless you really wanna

So don't smoke that marijuana
Even though you wanna
Smoke that marijuana

I was high on marijuana
When I wrote dis song(ah)
©GaBs dont you love it? lol i

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you left some lines out. I especially missed the 'drank champagne and danced all night'-verse.
Stinky Marshmellow - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
and for once ihave an explanation...this was made without the lyrics...make no sense? i dont get it and i wrote what i mean is my sister and me stayed up one night and she was playing guitar making wierd accents and we got on the jamaican one, so we made this song,...more or less SHE made it, but thats why i copyrighted it to yes, we just used the basic tune, and we didnt really refer too much to the actual lyrics...i still quite like it but whatever...~ o_O melissa O_o ~
Red Ant - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually this is pretty good Melissa (from what I can remember of TOS which may not be much). "he purchase a jag/ Made of marijuana…" That's a lol line right there and pretty inventive as was the boy/toy couplet and "lewanna". 454.
Yet Another Dutchman - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, I don't want to seem like a bully...
Stinky Marshmellow - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
lol no worries dude, no worries...thanks Red Ant
Burnout - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Yah man, youve got flow, man. Let the green breast be free, man... Im so wasted and your songs are delicious. ROCK ON MAN. sorry for yelling Peace

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