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Song Parodies -> "Sosa"

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Original Performer:

The Kinks

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Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

He used to be in Chicago, now now he's Baltimore bound.
I met him in a park down in West Camden
Where the fans drink beer and hot dogs and some soda
S-O-D-A Soda

I came down from the stands for an autograph
Said, "What's Your Name", and in a latin voice, he said "Sosa"
S-O-S-A, Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa

Well, I'm not dumb, but I might understand
Why this White Sox rookie's up in B-more again
Oh my Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa

Well, I ate hot dogs and drank some Sprite
Under the Camden ballpark lights
His turn at-bat came when B.J. Surhoff leaved
I said, "If he hits one, let's all watch and see"

Well, I'm not the world's most sportswriting guy
But when I looked at his eyes
A homerun hit for my Sosa
s-s-s-s-Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa

The Royals were away, The O's were at home
Sosa took the floor, belonging in right field
I looked at him, far away from me

Well, that's the way I want this Cubs guy to stay
I always wanted to be that way for my Sosa

Influenced by boys, and many by girls,
It's a NL-AL hardball world, and there's one
Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa s-s-s-s-Sosa

Well, I left the park 2 hours before
and I never seen a homerun hitter before
Sosa smiled and did gestures with his hand
I said, "I'm his #1 homerun fan"

Well, I'm not the world's most sportswriting man
But I know what I am, when I'm tuned with the fans,
just to watch Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa

Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa, s-s-s-s-Sosa (repeat 4x)
B-more, by the way, is Baltimore.

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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TheCoffinRobber - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
your pacing was off from the begining, and it should have been so-so-so-so-Sosa not s-s-s-s-sosa

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