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Song Parodies -> "Yoyo"

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The Kinks

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Josh 2

The Lyrics

havent ritten any parodies in ages. who knows how ppl wil see dis one
I first saw it on a commercial
When I was watching MTV and they were having an interview with Bono, B-O-N-O
I went up to my dad and I did ask him, If I could purchase one of these magical coloured, spinning yoyos. Y-O-Y-O, Yoyo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoyo's

Well I am finally able to walk the dog
Rock the Baby in the Cradle and do a round the world
With my Yoyo, Y-O-Y-O Yoyo
Well I'm am an expert but I dunno why
Some beginners can't hop the fence or even sleep
With their yoyo's, yo yo yo yo yoyo's, yo yo yo yo yoyo's

Showed this girl all my brand new moves
With my cool yoyo, with a light
I flicked it up and rolled it up a tree
And said pretty lady won't you yoyo with me
Well I'm not the world's most careful guy
And when I hit her in the eye well I almost broke my precious yoyo
Yo yo yo yo yoyo, yo yo yo yo yoyo
Yoyo, yo yo yo yo yoyo, yo yo yo yo yoyo

The Atomic Bounce
A few barrel rolls
A hydrogen bomb
Walked the dog on my knees
Performed loads of moves, The Spaghetti

Still a lot of moves that I also know
And I wanna do them now on my flashing yoyo
Yo yo yo yo yoyo
I am an expert, it will stay that way
I will always be spinning my magical coloured yoyo
Yo yo yo yo yoyo

Well I learned this trick just two days ago
I'll tell you know, it's called the UFO
My yoyo tis' always joined to my hand
It'll always be spinning, even when I'm a man

Well I'm not the greatest master of the yoyo
I'm glad I discovered it while watching an interview with Bono
Bo Bo Bo Bo Bono, yo yo yo yo yoyo
Yoyo, yo yo yo yo yoyo, bo bo bo bo Bono
hmm, like it? pls comment, no comments form your worst nightmare though pls as i know they will just be critial becuz thats all he does with his life is criticse good parodies

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Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know if Ray Davies would approve, but Tommy Smothers would.
Josh 2 - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
who n who?
yo-yoyo-yo-yoyo-yoyo-yoyo-yoyo-yoyo-yo - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Your Worst Nightmare - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
555! I am horrible at yoyo, and I can't even perform the most basic of moves, but I once did order a book about yoyos.
Josh 2 - October 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Join the club of horrible yoyoers, we got t-shirts

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