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Song Parodies -> "Osama"

Original Song Title:

"Lola"

Original Performer:

The Kinks

Parody Song Title:

"Osama"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I saw him on the news,
Down by a small camp.
He looked kinda drunk, I betcha he wasn't drinking,
Coca-Cola.
C-O-L-A, cola.
I saw the little fag hiding down in the cave,
We asked him his name, and in a raspy voice,
He said Osama,
O-S-A-M-A, Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.

Well, I've been around,
But this guy is a drag.
He looks like a Muslim Muppet who is a flaming fag.
He is Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.
Well, I'm not dumb,
But I can't understand,
How he acts like woman, but he looks like a man,
Oh, Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama,
O-wo-wo-Osama.

Well, on September 11th, it was a tragic day.
To be terrorized by a suspected gay.
I know we'll get Bin Laden in a coff-
in. Geoge Bush will push a button and the nukes will go off.
I'm not the guy who will argue with Bush.
He'll go to the red button and give it a button,
Send it to Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.

Osama,
O-wo-wo-Osama,
O-wo-wo-Osama.

We will use some force.
We'll drop off some bombs.
We'll nuke all the caves,
Till' we find good ole' Bin.
Well, I won't forget what Powell said,

He said, Bin, you think you've clearly gotten away.
You'll be brought over here into the USA,
Mr. Osama,
O-wo-wo-Osama.
Bin knows George Bush is catching up on his tail,
If he gets arrested we'll make sure there's no freaking bail,
For Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.

Well, Bin Laden's Taliban has gotten into a mess.
And I'm wondering where ole' Osama Bin went,
I know that we will nuke the hideout cave.
Take over his whole family,
And then make them our slaves.
A long good draft is going down the big line.
But when it gets me I'm gonna set my targets on Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.


Osama,
O-wo-wo-Osama.
O-wo-wo-Osama.
(repeat till' fade)

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 2.1

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Robert Kornblum - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
great song ma
Stytx - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hillariuos
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Yeah but the pacing was not good.
Jake - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
You *******! Osama isn't gay, but you sure are homophobic.

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