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Song Parodies -> "Mon: You’ll Wanna Keep This Stained Dress"

Original Song Title:

"Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"Mon: You’ll Wanna Keep This Stained Dress"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

This song is NOT a political parody - the beliefs and leanings of those who happen to be involved are irrelevant. It is based on the 'situation' as it was widely reported. Original song on YouTube

To her delight, she was interned
Washington, she had applied
Set herself a quest, yep, and then
Did something that Bill denied

Lewd, leggy floozy ‘neath a desk wide
In an Oval who-ya-doing?-room
Knelt about to gobble the DC man
When the chiefly standard springs to bloom

A smear of lordly size did appear as seed flies
When aperture spurting arised
She mused: “Oh Mon, you’ll wanna keep this stained dress”
Yup! Co-mmander-dude was enthralled
She judged by look he was a glad Pres
‘Cause that Mon-called woman had a ball


I’m sure she headed under table
Like to crawl, to take big crack at...
Was gnarly, yet she coped, and enabled joy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows it went ‘splat’

Yet, later on we heard denials
And rumours, well they started to run
Was rumping done on floors and tables?
Willy, heard say: “With that woman, was none”

No need DC man pumping with deft hand;
Hilary can be held off at night
‘Cus your yogurt can get smeared
On dress Monica weared
‘Cus she’s gonna be submissin’ to Executive position
But our Mon’ca’ll wanna keep that stained dress
Testify, dried extrude’s recalled...
Yeah, it’s just some proof it wasn’t bad press
Did that Mon-called woman have a ball?
In O-val?
Have a ball?
Can’t recall?
Did it scrawl?
On her shawl?

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 15

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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Agrimorfee - August 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Eww, but poetically eww. Great also in that you kept the politics out of it. M&P back in style, showin' em all how it's done right.
Dave W. - August 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Funny stuff.....But our Mon'ca'll maybe disagree :o
Andy Primus - August 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Great subs - especially liked the "leggy floozy", "DC man", "aperture spurting" & "rumping done" lines.
Andy Primus - August 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Forgot to add that the first time I ever heard this song I thought it was Creedence C R.
Jonathan - August 21, 2014 - Report this comment
5's "I did not have positive reaction to this parody"
Meriadoc - August 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! We almost made this out in time for Bill's Birthday - he he .

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