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Song Parodies -> "She's My Mother"

Original Song Title:

"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"She's My Mother"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

For those of us old enough or inclined enough to know, in the 70s, there was this movie, you see, and...

A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
The blokes came round
Put “Debbie Does Dallas” on
That led me to fall off chair
Stand and stare
It’s so wrong
Wrong although my friends just grin...
That skank Debbie, she's my mother!

Played on, it showed
She’s well-shared (don’t candles burn?)
No pervert’s not seen her bare
Mum! Oh no!
Least there’s no Ron Jeremy
Gettin’ jiggy with my mother

When if later, she calls
If paid her? I’ll ask this
It tears me a-part
Screen that’s filled with her ass-ness
Her love was open slather

Saw a long dong load
I ain’t talkin’ no Vietnam
Now she’s doing sol-itaire
With the chair...
And the crowd
T.V., gathered round, enthralled
Pleading: Debbie, do another

She's my mother!
She ain’t Debbie, she's my mother!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Guy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Best use of the word "ASS-NESS" (Merry's part I'll bet) I've seen in a long, long, time. Love it. Also loved the Vietnam ref. You two are back and as sleazy as ever - keep 'em coming.
alvin - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
brilliant concept and a mind warping contrast to the original gentle melody....loved "open slather" and "long dong load"....good one, hobbits
MasonR - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant! 555's! 2 things: 1. I saw Ron Jeremy perform live. No, not what you think. It was in the late 70s, before his "cinematic" career, and he was attempting to do stand-up comedy at a third-rate resort hotel in the Catskills. He was awful. 2. There's a YouTube video, a "G"-rated version of Debbie Does Dallas. They took out all the sex, left everything else in. It's 5 minutes long.
Meriadoc - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Pippin gets 100% credit for this one - done while I was PC-less. "Ass-ness" - I've taught him well - ha ha.
Invisible Boy - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Porntabulous..."I ain’t talkin’ no Vietnam" cracked me up as well.
I saw Ron once is Las Vegas. He was there for the (AVI?) awards which is like the Oscars of Porn.
AFW - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Edgy satire with class
Below Average Dave - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
It's amazing what you can do with such a short song Pippin. You know, something about your names (Merry & Pippin) just makes me giggle. . .very cute, very funny!
Red Ant - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
"Ass-ness" was great and I liked "Now she’s doing sol-itaire/With the chair...". Funny idea and great XXX-ecution. I thought I was DKTOS on this, but no: I've heard TOS many times before, just never knew the name of it. Here's another set of money shots for ya...
mandamoo - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny lines throughout - made me chuckle out loud. Clever as always ! :)

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