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Song Parodies -> "American Venom"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"American Venom"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

In reply to the left-wing lunatic verbal attacks on America and it's values.
American venom, playin' on TV
American venom, M-S-N-B-C
You come on strainin' your vocal cords
I'm not gonna feed your face for sure
You got no important brains to use
To send your slime blowin' smoke for you
Now venom, I said no replay
American venom, kickin' you awaaaaay

American venom, lies in wait for me
American venom, F bombs fallin' free
You been a stalkin' from shore to shore
Don't wanna flee your shadow no more
Dollar signs can't hypnotize
Dazzle someone else's eyes
Now venom, I said not today
American venom, kickin' you awaaaaay, hey-hey

American venom, dead set to stay
American venom, bitchin' every day
Don't come a hangin' around my door
I'm not gonna share my space for sure
Go retreat to your latrine
Sit and feed your Marxist dreams
Dollar signs can't hypnotize
Dazzle someone else's eyes
Now venom, get away from me
American venom, won't it let me be

You got to get away, got to get away, now go, go, go
I'm gonna freeze your venom, gonna freeze your venom
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye
You're no good for me, I'm too good for you
Gonna spit you right in the eye
That's just what I'm gonna do
You know you're gonna leave, you know you're gonna go
You know you're gonna leave, you know you're gonna go

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Patrick - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't have cable, but am quite aware of which side the major networks are on. Very well written. I can sense your venom in every line.
constitution guy - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
love this work, very well done - " You got no important brains to use "- no sheet sherlock. what dumbies, when you're broke, spend spend spend. liberals - bringing us marxism daily
Callmelennie - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
What about "American Venom gonna stress your mind" ;D. You've inspired me to do "American Warthog" Randy -- along with a couple of other Guess Who anti-jihad tunes. Coming soon to an Amiright page near you."American Warthog gonna mess your cave" (lol)
Randy Hearn - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you all!!!

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