-> "Celibate Woman"
Original Song Title:
"American Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Celibate Woman"
The Lyrics
(Bachman-Cummings-Kale-Peterson)
(Prologue)
Celibate woman gonna take her time
Celibate woman, she's gonna take some time
Celibate woman want's to take her time
Celibate woman gonna take her time
Say C,
Say E,
Say L,
Say I,
Say B,
A,
Say T,
E,
Celibate woman gonna take her time
Celibate woman gonna take her time
Celibate woman gonna take her time
Celibate woman, end the stretch with me
Celibate woman, daddy’s beggin’ please
Don’t go saying you’re done with men
When you always do your wash on spin
I could help you end this masquerade
Take an active role to get you laid
Now woman, wont you come my way
Celibate woman, don’t you wanna play?
Celibate woman, come away with me
Celibate woman, mama set me free
How long will you deny yourself?
You really need some masculine help
Lonely nights can feed the fire
Kindle the flames of desire
Now woman, I am here to say
Celibate woman, wont you burn today
Celibate woman, uncross your legs
Celibate woman, hear my words I beg
Don’t go hangin’ around with Nuns
I wanna nail your hot-cross buns
You don’t need your wash machine
You wont need that habit cleaned
Sister acts can save your soul
Mother Mary played her role
Now woman, say a prayer for me
Celibate woman, Imma on my knees
So, do ya wanna play, do ya wanna play?
How so so so
Wanna please you, woman
Wanna please you, woman
Uh-Huh
Uh-Huh
Uh-Huh
You’d be good for me
I’d be good to you
Wanna take you right here and now
That is what I wanna do
You know I aim to please
That is what I wanna do
You know you’re such a tease
You know I want you so, woman
I’m wanna please, woman
Hello, Celibate woman
Hello, Celibate chick
Hello, Celibate babe...
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