Song Parodies -> No Wards!

Original Song Title:

"No Time"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

  
Parody Song Title:

"No Wards!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

Now if I were crazy, I'd be the last to know.

No ward’s right for me
I’m not big on seeing shrinks
Mai Thais work for me
I’ll pour myself a drink
No ward's right for me
Rubber rooms can really stink
No Ward’s right for me

No wards or their annalists
No wards with a slew of tests
Sessions change the willing mind
You need not mess with mine
You need not mess with mine
There’s no ward right for me
No ward’s right for me


My mind’s good and how
I’ll be in my happy place
Don’t just have a cow
Go screw yourself in space
No ward’s right for me
Mother ship is hailing now
No ward’s right for me


No wards causing mental pain
No wards with their ball and chains
No wards with repulsive liars
No wards or their fun’real pyres
There’s no ward right for me
No ward’s right for me

My mind has gone off the charts
Watch out! …here comes the mushy part
People change in their sweet minds
I think I’m doing fine
I think I’m doing fine
There’s no ward right for me
No ward’s right for me


No Wards, No Wards, No Wards, No Wards
No Wards, No Wards, No Wards, No Wards

I got, got, got, got nothing
I got, got, got, got nothing
I got, got, got, got nothing

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