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Song Parodies -> "Canadian Bacon"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Canadian Bacon"

Parody Written by:

DeathByPwnage

The Lyrics

This is my secong parody, and I think it might be a bit better and funnier than "Grounded". I decided to focus on one of the reasons that my great country pwns America. The other being Canadian beer. But I'm not old enough to drink, so what do I know?
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the very best kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Say B.
Say R.
Say E.
Say A.
Say K.
Say F.
Say A.
Say S.
Say T.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.

Canadian Bacon, fry a piece for me.
Canadian Bacon, with some toast and tea.
Don't come back from the grocery store
With bacon flown in from Ecuador.
Maple Leaf is what I crave.
Here's a coupon so you can save
Some money. Now be on your way.
Oh, wait a minute, this expired in May.

Canadian Bacon, fry it with some eggs.
Canadian Bacon, made from a pig's legs.
Put away that Special K.
Have some bacon for breakfast today.
Put on a pack, no make it three.
Even though it clogs my arteries.
Keep it too long and you will learn
That it succumbs to freezer burn.
Put bacon, on a burger or 'dog.
Yes, bacon, comes from a hog.

Go. Gotta get some bacon. Gotta get some bacon.
Now, go buy more.
Gonna eat some bacon.
Gonna eat some bacon.
With eggs.
And toast.
And juice.
O.J.
It's so good to eat.
It's what I always crave
You can cook it in a pan
Or in the microwave.
You know I'm gonna eat.
You know I want more.
You know I'm gonna eat.
You know I want more bacon.
I'm gonna eat bacon.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 11

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Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
DBP - pretty tough song to do here. Not a bad job, but I wouldn't mind a little more sizzle somewhere in there between my eggs & toast & such. 4-4-4...Keep writing 'em - keep posting 'em...
Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This one brings home the bacon. One super bacon burger, and a side of fives.
John Barry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
It's a good one, eh?
Other Guy - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I love bacon. I love Canadians. I love this song. *goes and gets bacon to eat*... yummy
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the whole "fry a piece for me" verse.

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