Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the very best kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Say B.
Say R.
Say E.
Say A.
Say K.
Say F.
Say A.
Say S.
Say T.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.
Canadian Bacon, it's the only kind.

Canadian Bacon, fry a piece for me.
Canadian Bacon, with some toast and tea.
Don't come back from the grocery store
With bacon flown in from Ecuador.
Maple Leaf is what I crave.
Here's a coupon so you can save
Some money. Now be on your way.
Oh, wait a minute, this expired in May.

Canadian Bacon, fry it with some eggs.
Canadian Bacon, made from a pig's legs.
Put away that Special K.
Have some bacon for breakfast today.
Put on a pack, no make it three.
Even though it clogs my arteries.
Keep it too long and you will learn
That it succumbs to freezer burn.
Put bacon, on a burger or 'dog.
Yes, bacon, comes from a hog.

Go. Gotta get some bacon. Gotta get some bacon.
Now, go buy more.
Gonna eat some bacon.
Gonna eat some bacon.
With eggs.
And toast.
And juice.
O.J.
It's so good to eat.
It's what I always crave
You can cook it in a pan
Or in the microwave.
You know I'm gonna eat.
You know I want more.
You know I'm gonna eat.
You know I want more bacon.
I'm gonna eat bacon.