Song Parodies -> Tup - Tuppin' in Hay
| Original Song Title: | "Up Up and Away" |
| Original Performer: | The Fifth Dimension |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tup - Tuppin' in Hay" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Bertha was the pride of the local farm commun'
Tractor she could drive and was dutiful at loom
But she'd count among surprise endeavors, new desires
Skills she could ply, on the sly !
Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so beautiful, when nudiful, I swoon
This girl's a nice embrace with her cute and full bazooms
The swains like to unlace all her pretty pantaloons
Till the dinner gong assails and wrongs our perfect ride
More we shall try, we'll get high
Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so fruitiful, so bootyful, I croon
Upended under a silage canopy
Researched the mounds of straw supplied us
Another chance to enjoy her wondery
We love the farmer's daughter
(She don't do as she oughter!)
Bertha's waiting there for my rootiful harpoon
Legs up in the air in our lewdiful cocoon
If you told this lad "Erase your dreams 'cause Berth's denied"
Aloud, I'd cry "Pigs can fly"!
Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so gladiful, so laddie-full a boon
Bam Boom!
Tup - tuppin' in hay
Tractor she could drive and was dutiful at loom
But she'd count among surprise endeavors, new desires
Skills she could ply, on the sly !
Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so beautiful, when nudiful, I swoon
This girl's a nice embrace with her cute and full bazooms
The swains like to unlace all her pretty pantaloons
Till the dinner gong assails and wrongs our perfect ride
More we shall try, we'll get high
Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so fruitiful, so bootyful, I croon
Upended under a silage canopy
Researched the mounds of straw supplied us
Another chance to enjoy her wondery
We love the farmer's daughter
(She don't do as she oughter!)
Bertha's waiting there for my rootiful harpoon
Legs up in the air in our lewdiful cocoon
If you told this lad "Erase your dreams 'cause Berth's denied"
Aloud, I'd cry "Pigs can fly"!
Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so gladiful, so laddie-full a boon
Bam Boom!
Tup - tuppin' in hay
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LMFAO! I'm still wiping tears of mirth from my eyes....this is one of the funniest things I've read for ages. BRA-freakin-VO! 555+++
That would seriously ITCH. Otherwise, I'm with Kristof..."rootiful harpoon"?! Hee! 555
I'm actually allergic to hay (and that's no joke, my eyes tear up and swell shut, like a boxer getting clobbered), but with this song, I'm breaking out in laughter!
alerted to this via Latest Comments, M and P - fantastic wordplay with all the "rootiful harpoon / lewdiful cocoon / dutiful at loom" and that's just 3 examples - never heard of "tuppin" before - but I assume Mr Roget would list "rootin" amongst its synonmys - 555
Thanks so much everyone - this one was a lot of fun to write.
Stu - we try to get to the 'root' of every parody - just for you... ;-)
Stu - we try to get to the 'root' of every parody - just for you... ;-)
how do you not love a tune that rhymes bazooms and pantaloons
Nothing like a good old roll in the hay ! Word perfect and outrageously funny !!!
We love the farmer's daughter (She don't do as she oughter!) That's just so bad!
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