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Song Parodies -> "Tup - Tuppin' in Hay"

Original Song Title:

"Up Up and Away"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Tup - Tuppin' in Hay"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Bertha was the pride of the local farm commun'
Tractor she could drive and was dutiful at loom
But she'd count among surprise endeavors, new desires
Skills she could ply, on the sly !

Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so beautiful, when nudiful, I swoon

This girl's a nice embrace with her cute and full bazooms
The swains like to unlace all her pretty pantaloons
Till the dinner gong assails and wrongs our perfect ride
More we shall try, we'll get high

Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so fruitiful, so bootyful, I croon

Upended under a silage canopy
Researched the mounds of straw supplied us
Another chance to enjoy her wondery
We love the farmer's daughter
(She don't do as she oughter!)

Bertha's waiting there for my rootiful harpoon
Legs up in the air in our lewdiful cocoon
If you told this lad "Erase your dreams 'cause Berth's denied"
Aloud, I'd cry "Pigs can fly"!

Tup - tuppin' in hay
She's so gladiful, so laddie-full a boon
Bam Boom!
Tup - tuppin' in hay

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Kristof Robertson - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
LMFAO! I'm still wiping tears of mirth from my eyes....this is one of the funniest things I've read for ages. BRA-freakin-VO! 555+++
Ravyn Rant - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That would seriously ITCH. Otherwise, I'm with Kristof..."rootiful harpoon"?! Hee! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm actually allergic to hay (and that's no joke, my eyes tear up and swell shut, like a boxer getting clobbered), but with this song, I'm breaking out in laughter!
Stuart McArthur - August 13, 2006 - Report this comment
alerted to this via Latest Comments, M and P - fantastic wordplay with all the "rootiful harpoon / lewdiful cocoon / dutiful at loom" and that's just 3 examples - never heard of "tuppin" before - but I assume Mr Roget would list "rootin" amongst its synonmys - 555
Meriadoc - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks so much everyone - this one was a lot of fun to write.

Stu - we try to get to the 'root' of every parody - just for you... ;-)
alvin rhodes - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
how do you not love a tune that rhymes bazooms and pantaloons
mandamoo - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nothing like a good old roll in the hay ! Word perfect and outrageously funny !!!
wandlimb - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
We love the farmer's daughter (She don't do as she oughter!) That's just so bad!

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