Spinnin'!

It was boring
Stuck on a tuffet
Dust is surely thick this close to the floor
I need insectaciders
As I seem doomed - killin' spiders
'Cus they keep showin' up at my door

Ortho!
Shoo!

This seat's got too much brocadin'
Dumb arachnids keep invadin'
And with a name like little Miss Muffet I'm laughed about
Kid's books, rhymes and fairytales
Sit here just-a eatin' cheesy swill
I sure as hell don't need more dairy curds

'S 'all runny!

Whey is me! Whey is me!
Appetite rues cheddar whey with ghee
So bland!
Whey is me! Whey is me!
For I might spew cheddar whey debris

So gummy!

Boo hoooooooo!

Unlike Jack Horner, seized no plum pie stuffing
And you know I'd rather check the pieman's wares
Yeah, would blow li'l Blue Boy's horn
Or make sheepless BoPeep less forlorn
'Stead tuffed out here eatin' clabber 'til I throw up

Where'sa dunny?

Whey is me! Whey is me!
These damn spiders wanna play with me
Spin down, spin up, spin out
Whey is me! Whey is me!
'Cus tuf-fet is now all cob-webby

Hey where's that Raid again?

Oh no!

Get out!
Shoo!

Whey! Bowl's full!
Shoo!

Want some T-bone!

Webs in hair! Shoo!