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Song Parodies -> "Whey is Me!"

Original Song Title:

"Stay with Me"

Original Performer:

The Faces

Parody Song Title:

"Whey is Me!"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics


It was boring
Stuck on a tuffet
Dust is surely thick this close to the floor
I need insectaciders
As I seem doomed - killin' spiders
'Cus they keep showin' up at my door


This seat's got too much brocadin'
Dumb arachnids keep invadin'
And with a name like little Miss Muffet I'm laughed about
Kid's books, rhymes and fairytales
Sit here just-a eatin' cheesy swill
I sure as hell don't need more dairy curds

'S 'all runny!

Whey is me! Whey is me!
Appetite rues cheddar whey with ghee
So bland!
Whey is me! Whey is me!
For I might spew cheddar whey debris

So gummy!

Boo hoooooooo!

Unlike Jack Horner, seized no plum pie stuffing
And you know I'd rather check the pieman's wares
Yeah, would blow li'l Blue Boy's horn
Or make sheepless BoPeep less forlorn
'Stead tuffed out here eatin' clabber 'til I throw up

Where'sa dunny?

Whey is me! Whey is me!
These damn spiders wanna play with me
Spin down, spin up, spin out
Whey is me! Whey is me!
'Cus tuf-fet is now all cob-webby

Hey where's that Raid again?

Oh no!

Get out!

Whey! Bowl's full!

Want some T-bone!

Webs in hair! Shoo!

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John Barry - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever melding of genres.
Paul Robinson - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer & Pip - Whey to go...hmmm...then along came three "fiver's" and stood there astride her...that's how that goes, isn't it?
Mary Poppins - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh dear -- I do wish I knew this tune so I could vote. Well, all the best Merry and Pippin!
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
i love this one....too funny....loved the original, too...rod stewart used to kick, he licks ass
Meriadoc - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone! And Alvin, I perfectly agree with your assessment of Rod (Check out our parody "Do Ya Think I'm Passť?"). I just missed the Faces' final tour (long story) and have mourned that ever since....
Billy Florio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
just great
mandamoo - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Way too clever, you two !!! I like the original....but this is brilliant !
the bono - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
very inventive
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Billy, Moo and Bono
Johnny D - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment hobbits throw phonemes the way a potter throws clay! I'm impressed (as always, by your stuff)!
Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks so much Johnny!
RockandRollFan - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this one...just like all the others I've seen so far.

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