-> "Less Vibrato"
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Your @#*$ -ing woodwind offenses
Will make me lose all my senses
You %@#$ -ing whores
I beg your pardon?
You want to stagger your breathin’?
You *@ sucking heathens will
Get @%$ punted now!
Keepin’ time you are the worst, I swear
I’ll rip your #$!% -ing lips off
If you can’t FIND a way to keep up with the rest
And if you wanna be in first chair
Better be less of a jerk-off
‘Cause we only want the ones who suck @#$ less
Your skills ain’t gettin’ no stronger
Can’t TAKE it much longer
Our harmony’s blown
You’re @#$ -hats
Yes, @#$ -hats!
Who can't chew gum while you’re walking
It’s so @#$% -ing shocking that
You breathe on your own
No we won’t quit just ‘cause it’s dinnertime
The horns all blow and the drum line’s swine
The color guard’s a $*&% -ing joke to-day
I’ll shove that tuba in a hole
That’ll make it hard for you to stroll
I’ll kick your piccolo asses
You outshine the brasses
I’ll take you out
And stop your cryin’
No, you won't die in this weather
So get your @#$% -ing $*&@ together
(Get your @#$% together!)
Just get your @#$% -ing @#$% together
‘Fore I break your face.
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