-> "Already Blonde"
Original Song Title:
"Already Gone"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Already Blonde"
The Lyrics
Well I heard some people talkin' just the other day
They were won'drin' why I won't touch the alcohol
Well I just tell 'em, it makes sense to me
Why I'm liv-in' substance free
I'd kill my brain cells...then I won't have none at all
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Learning cur-ur-urve's too strong
Spike my miiiind? No way, that's wrong
Woo, hoo, hoo, my my
Woo, hoo, hoo
Of letters and of numbers, back in grade school I was scared
Took a thousand tries with me reading through the night
Don't give me that crack my friend
'Cause I don't have smarts to spare
So to risk making me stupid isn't right
(Not right!)
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
To drugs Iiiiii'm not drawn
In my liiiiiife they don't belong
Woo, hoo, hoo
Woo, hoo, hoo
Now don't think I'm lookin' at you with a frown
You can do the things you want; it's fine with me
My choice is my own only: I choose to pro-tect my brain
'Cause I can't afford to have those things stump me
You see, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
Mental waaaaaves are-n't strong
In my heeeeead meth don't belong
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Yes, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
So from paaaar-ties I've gone
To a-vooooid so many bongs
’Cause I’m aaaaal-ready blonde!
(repeat and fade)
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