Song Parodies -> Already Blonde
| Original Song Title: | "Already Gone" |
| Original Performer: | The Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Already Blonde" |
| Parody Written by: | Arwen |
Well I heard some people talkin' just the other day
They were won'drin' why I won't touch the alcohol
Well I just tell 'em, it makes sense to me
Why I'm liv-in' substance free
I'd kill my brain cells...then I won't have none at all
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Learning cur-ur-urve's too strong
Spike my miiiind? No way, that's wrong
Woo, hoo, hoo, my my
Woo, hoo, hoo
Of letters and of numbers, back in grade school I was scared
Took a thousand tries with me reading through the night
Don't give me that crack my friend
'Cause I don't have smarts to spare
So to risk making me stupid isn't right
(Not right!)
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
To drugs Iiiiii'm not drawn
In my liiiiiife they don't belong
Woo, hoo, hoo
Woo, hoo, hoo
Now don't think I'm lookin' at you with a frown
You can do the things you want; it's fine with me
My choice is my own only: I choose to pro-tect my brain
'Cause I can't afford to have those things stump me
You see, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
Mental waaaaaves are-n't strong
In my heeeeead meth don't belong
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Yes, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
So from paaaar-ties I've gone
To a-vooooid so many bongs
’Cause I’m aaaaal-ready blonde!
(repeat and fade)
They were won'drin' why I won't touch the alcohol
Well I just tell 'em, it makes sense to me
Why I'm liv-in' substance free
I'd kill my brain cells...then I won't have none at all
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Learning cur-ur-urve's too strong
Spike my miiiind? No way, that's wrong
Woo, hoo, hoo, my my
Woo, hoo, hoo
Of letters and of numbers, back in grade school I was scared
Took a thousand tries with me reading through the night
Don't give me that crack my friend
'Cause I don't have smarts to spare
So to risk making me stupid isn't right
(Not right!)
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
To drugs Iiiiii'm not drawn
In my liiiiiife they don't belong
Woo, hoo, hoo
Woo, hoo, hoo
Now don't think I'm lookin' at you with a frown
You can do the things you want; it's fine with me
My choice is my own only: I choose to pro-tect my brain
'Cause I can't afford to have those things stump me
You see, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
Mental waaaaaves are-n't strong
In my heeeeead meth don't belong
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Yes, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
So from paaaar-ties I've gone
To a-vooooid so many bongs
’Cause I’m aaaaal-ready blonde!
(repeat and fade)
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Oh, I wouldn't worry... unless it was proven that blondes prefer the Mets to the Yankees, in which case I'd start thinking all those jokes might be true! As for "learning curves"... Nah, I'm not gonna go there.
=) Speaking of the Yankees, Mister Pacholek, I found out yesterday that I'll get to see them play when I'm in Houston visiting my brother in June. I don't think I'm allowed to cheer for them, though...or my brother will probably leave me on the side of the road.
funny concept...one of the few eagles songs i like....are you a blonde yourself ?...if so you defy the stereotype.
"Blonde" gave me fun
Yeah...I'm sure you're dumb...like a fox. I'm a big fan of yours Arwen.
Great Parody about an 'issue' that has always plagued, this ~B~ lady too!! But I let them enjoy their illusions . . .
At first I thought this was going to be about hair color...but I guess I was deceived! I read your parody and I think you have presented a vigorous message. So I will give you a perfect 5-5-5 vote. Happy new year to you, by the way! :)
Nice job Arwen. BTW, we gave you a shout-out in our recent "My Favorite Kings" - go take a look! ;-)
555 packets of Loreal! Because you're worth it.
he he
Excellent title substitution, and clever all the way through.
If I recall the movie correctly, aren't you a brunette? 555
It takes talent to make a serious message seriously funny, and you've done it in spectacular fashion, from the title on down. Great stuff Arwen. 555++
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