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Song Parodies -> "Already Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"Already Gone"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Already Blonde"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well I heard some people talkin' just the other day
They were won'drin' why I won't touch the alcohol
Well I just tell 'em, it makes sense to me
Why I'm liv-in' substance free
I'd kill my brain cells...then I won't have none at all

'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
Learning cur-ur-urve's too strong
Spike my miiiind? No way, that's wrong
Woo, hoo, hoo, my my
Woo, hoo, hoo

Of letters and of numbers, back in grade school I was scared
Took a thousand tries with me reading through the night
Don't give me that crack my friend
'Cause I don't have smarts to spare
So to risk making me stupid isn't right
(Not right!)

'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde
To drugs Iiiiii'm not drawn
In my liiiiiife they don't belong
Woo, hoo, hoo
Woo, hoo, hoo

Now don't think I'm lookin' at you with a frown
You can do the things you want; it's fine with me
My choice is my own only: I choose to pro-tect my brain
'Cause I can't afford to have those things stump me

You see, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
Mental waaaaaves are-n't strong
In my heeeeead meth don't belong
'Cause I'm aaaaal-ready blonde

Yes, I’m aaaaal-ready blonde
So from paaaar-ties I've gone
To a-vooooid so many bongs
’Cause I’m aaaaal-ready blonde!

(repeat and fade)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Michael Pacholek - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, I wouldn't worry... unless it was proven that blondes prefer the Mets to the Yankees, in which case I'd start thinking all those jokes might be true! As for "learning curves"... Nah, I'm not gonna go there.
Arwen - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
=) Speaking of the Yankees, Mister Pacholek, I found out yesterday that I'll get to see them play when I'm in Houston visiting my brother in June. I don't think I'm allowed to cheer for them, though...or my brother will probably leave me on the side of the road.
alvin - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
funny of the few eagles songs i like....are you a blonde yourself ?...if so you defy the stereotype.
John Barry - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
"Blonde" gave me fun
Invisible Boy - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah...I'm sure you're a fox. I'm a big fan of yours Arwen.
littleCupCakes - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Great Parody about an 'issue' that has always plagued, this ~B~ lady too!! But I let them enjoy their illusions . . .
Serafina - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
At first I thought this was going to be about hair color...but I guess I was deceived! I read your parody and I think you have presented a vigorous message. So I will give you a perfect 5-5-5 vote. Happy new year to you, by the way! :)
Meriadoc - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job Arwen. BTW, we gave you a shout-out in our recent "My Favorite Kings" - go take a look! ;-)
PMS - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
555 packets of Loreal! Because you're worth it.
Ann Hammond - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
John Jenkins - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent title substitution, and clever all the way through.
McKludge - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
If I recall the movie correctly, aren't you a brunette? 555
Dee Range - January 19, 2008 - Report this comment
It takes talent to make a serious message seriously funny, and you've done it in spectacular fashion, from the title on down. Great stuff Arwen. 555++

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