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Song Parodies -> "Damned Cell Phones"

Original Song Title:

"Along Came Jones"

Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Damned Cell Phones"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Communications were okay back in nineteen eighty two,
But some geek at AT&T decided we needed somethin' new
Stuck chips in here, and chips in there,
And when they cleaned up the mess
They had a little gadget you could take in your car
Cause it was wireless..and then,
It caught on, and then,
They made 'em cheap, and then
They built 'em lots smaller, and then, and then,
And then, along came phones..
Damned Cell Phones!
Life pausin' phones,
Wreck causin' phones,
Along came all them Damned Cell Phones!

They're scourge of the earth, and it won't be long
Before we're all insane
Everyone you're near, up to their ears,
On the street, a bus, or plane
It kind of makes you wonder what
These people did before
I'd like to grab their phones, and throw 'em up high
Watch 'em smash down on the floor,,and then
You're at a movie, and then
The scene is set, and then
The hero's holdin' the girl in his arms, and then
And then, and then,
A cell phone rings..
Damned Cell Phones!
Scene stealin' phones,
Loud squealin' phones.
I hate all them Damned Cell Phones!

At school, in the hall, at church, in the mall,
They're everywhere you know
Get 'em on the net at a special price
No as you go...
I believe they're alien robots and planning a big attack
I tell ya' sometimes it makes me so mad,
I almost feel like takin' mine back! ..and then,
I think twice, and then,
Can't find my cell, and then
I almost tear the place apart, and then,
And then, and then,
I hear it ring..
My Cell Phone!
Sweet talkin' phone
Chat walkin' phone
Can't live without my Damned Cell Phone!
Can't live without that Damned Cell Phone!

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Johnny D - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I actually remember the original song! Frikkin' hilarious, AFW.
AFW - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, ...I guess you and I are the only two who do remember it....
alvin rhodes - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for writing a song about one of my favorite pet peeves...5s
AFW - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin...yes they can be frustrating....but in other ways, a neccesary evil, I guess
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, I gotta say... (A tinny electronic version of "Stars & Stripes Forever" plays in the background.) Hold on, I gotta take this call... Hello? Catherine! My love! How ya doin'?... So, you still with that old, very old ball and chain?... Yeah, yeah, you say you love me, you say I can "get more"... Anyway, did you see AFW's parody "Damned Cell Phones"? Pretty good, isn't it?... Anyway, I gotta go. So listen, if you ever catch ol' Mr. Wrinkles doin' somethin' naughty... I mean, without you, of course... Hello? Hello? Catherine? Aw, shoot, she hung up. (Click) Now, where was I? Oh yeah. This was a good parody.
AFW - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...and a .funny comment.

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