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Song Parodies -> "Night Vision"

Original Song Title:

"Night Fever"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"Night Vision"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

Lookin' all around
Tryin' not to make a sound
Somethin' kinky's goin' down
He wants to watch it!

On the limbs of a tree
He will wait quietly
He's as blatant as can be
Sure to botch it!

He's a perverted fella
Who peeps through the night
Though never discreet, not at all
He's determined to see
When you turn out the light!

So he gets Night Vision, Night Vision
Not afraid to use it
Goggles have Night Vision, Night Vision
Likes the way they show it

There you are
Stepping privately from the bath
You without a robe; but it's fine
Clumsy he trips
Outside your blinds!

Night Vision, Night Vision
How he wants to use it
Wishin' his Night Vision, Night Vision
Helped him to peruse it

In the heat of the night
Waits in your yard; oh he's so patient
'Cause he wants to watch you straight up to the mornin'
You know what's on his mind
And it borders on stalkin'
Hits the sprinkler in the dark
Without a warnin'

When your motion detectors
Should turn on the lights
He'll pretend he's out for a stroll
But it's easy to see
His intentions aren't right

He's wearing Night Vision, Night Vision
You know what he's doin'
Hidin' his Night Vision, Night Vision
'N'Case you think of suin'

So you yell
"Better hope your getaway's fast!"
Runnin' now, he trips on a vine
Shatters his shin
Karma's divine!

"Night Vision, Night Vision
Careful when you use it
Hopin' you Like Prison, Like Prison
Where you can't abuse it!"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 18

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Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I so hope that this is your entry for Decathlon. It would be such a clever play on the topic that I didn't see coming ;)
Meriadoc - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This simply goggles...er boggles the imagination.
alvin - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
hilarious...well, i'm off to the army / navy store
littleNiteCake - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
555 for "hittin' the sprinkler in the dark" !
Agrimorfee - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Thanks for shedding a light on the topic that no one else thought of. Pretty clever!
Johnny D - February 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Great work, Arwen - this parody's in the category of "wish I'd thought of it first" !
Matthias - February 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I SAW 5's as soon as I read the title. Jeff Reuben-like clever play on words with Arwen-like lyrics makes this really hit the spot.
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - February 11, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) It was good, I thought it was well written and funny, not my personal favorite by you, but good on the theme as it seems over half the entries including my own stretched it
bobpiecheese - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.0) I can see a video for this in my mind...it kinda creeps me out. Nice play on 'nightlife', 555!
stuart mcarthur - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(decath) the Night Vision/Like Prison rhyme was inspired Arwen - and more details of your wondrous life emerge, like you have vines in the backyard? Funny idea throughout, esp. the fact he'd be hard pressed to explain away them night vision apparati - 555
Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(DEC 2.9) Trust you to come up with the quirkiest nightlife tale of the round! Brilliant storytelling, and you managed to capture the ickiness of the situation brilliantly. 555
Phil Alexander - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
My first mental image at the start of this was the scene from Red Dragon where the guy's watching from a tree in the garden.. but this turned into something a little less, er.. creepy :-)
Jeff Reuben - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
And my wish was made true, see above :)
Jack Wilson - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
He wears his sunglasses at night. 5s
Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You don't need night vision too see that this parody is fantastic! Awesome!
Mark Scotti - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can see the 555's clearly through these parody goggles...LOL
agrimorfee - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Happy to see you here in Artistry, 2 Years in. Looking forward to your new material (it has been hard for me to be prolific, too).
Matthias - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm glad you decided to enter this one as it's a personal favorite of mine of yours. According to my original comment I truly enjoyed it and I still do today. An Arwen classic. I sure hope you stick around with the Artistry.
Rex - February 20, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So, um, where does one, um, obtain these Night Vision goggles? Just for, um, research! Yea, that's it, research! Funny stuff, hope it wasn't inspired by real life.
Below Average Dave - February 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Minus the theme stuff, see above:)
nope - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
still don't fit rigt arwen here's your SNOW GOPHER BACK best you get it right cuz thats what u gave to me
bobpiecheese - February 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Arwen - February 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh man...I have thanks to give going back to 2008. We all know I'm too lazy for that! So...thanks to all of you. I love love love you, and your comments, too.

Except for you, "nope," because I don't love comments that make no sense. (p.s. You stole my SNOW GOPHER, I didn't give it to you, and you know it! )
Ollie Krall - February 23, 2011 - Report this comment
That was hilarious!

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