Lookin' all around
Tryin' not to make a sound
Somethin' kinky's goin' down
He wants to watch it!

On the limbs of a tree
He will wait quietly
He's as blatant as can be
Sure to botch it!

He's a perverted fella
Who peeps through the night
Though never discreet, not at all
He's determined to see
When you turn out the light!

So he gets Night Vision, Night Vision
Not afraid to use it
Goggles have Night Vision, Night Vision
Likes the way they show it

There you are
Stepping privately from the bath
You without a robe; but it's fine
Clumsy he trips
Outside your blinds!

Night Vision, Night Vision
How he wants to use it
Wishin' his Night Vision, Night Vision
Helped him to peruse it

In the heat of the night
Waits in your yard; oh he's so patient
'Cause he wants to watch you straight up to the mornin'
You know what's on his mind
And it borders on stalkin'
Hits the sprinkler in the dark
Without a warnin'

When your motion detectors
Should turn on the lights
He'll pretend he's out for a stroll
But it's easy to see
His intentions aren't right

He's wearing Night Vision, Night Vision
You know what he's doin'
Hidin' his Night Vision, Night Vision
'N'Case you think of suin'

So you yell
"Better hope your getaway's fast!"
Runnin' now, he trips on a vine
Shatters his shin
Karma's divine!

"Night Vision, Night Vision
Careful when you use it
Hopin' you Like Prison, Like Prison
Where you can't abuse it!"