-> "Buns Are Free"
Original Song Title:
"Run to Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Buns Are Free"
If ever your spare change it is short
Stomach alerts you
Lunch warning bell starts
Manage to try, to turn blind eye to flies
To shop free...
Now listen me, I got secret that's free
A beaut place to be
So join the guys who grope for day-old pies
Buns are free, them bread rolls look lonely (and bluish)
Buns for me, it's true, see! I told ya!
De-li hadn't sold 'em
Of buns for free
And when that stuff stays un-sold
And use-by date's thru
Then lo and behold!
You know the price from dustbin's really nice
Those buns free!
Just brush off those bot-things - they're loose
Nothing to pay for!
(Not minding some ooze)
So don't think twice, deny those rats and mice
For buns free
Buns are free, whatever's unsoldly (worth gumming)
Tons of cheese, it's not hardly mouldy
Who stare at you coldly
For buns for free
Buns are free, so's ice cream uncolder
Buns are free, brown veggies aren't old, sir!
Grab a box
Or bag slung from shoulder
And jump in...
'Cus buns are free
Buns are free, and so are soft 'taters
Buns for me, and slightly squished 'maters
It's no sin
To feed from bin's cater,
So tonight, we'll eat like kings
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