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Song Parodies -> "Buns Are Free"

Original Song Title:

"Run to Me"

Original Performer:

The BeeGees

Parody Song Title:

"Buns Are Free"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

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If ever your spare change it is short
Stomach alerts you
Lunch warning bell starts
Manage to try, to turn blind eye to flies
To shop free...

Now listen me, I got secret that's free
Albertsons' dumpster:
A beaut place to be
So join the guys who grope for day-old pies
("They're yummy")

Buns are free, them bread rolls look lonely (and bluish)
Buns for me, it's true, see! I told ya!
Cold chick-ens
De-li hadn't sold 'em
A grab-bag...
Of buns for free

And when that stuff stays un-sold
And use-by date's thru
Then lo and behold!
You know the price from dustbin's really nice
Those buns free!

Just brush off those bot-things - they're loose
Nothing to pay for!
(Not minding some ooze)
So don't think twice, deny those rats and mice
For buns free

Buns are free, whatever's unsoldly (worth gumming)
Tons of cheese, it's not hardly mouldy
Ignore folks
Who stare at you coldly
Keep delving...
For buns for free

Buns are free, so's ice cream uncolder
Buns are free, brown veggies aren't old, sir!
Grab a box
Or bag slung from shoulder
And jump in...
'Cus buns are free

Buns are free, and so are soft 'taters
Buns for me, and slightly squished 'maters
It's no sin
To feed from bin's cater,
So tonight, we'll eat like kings

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alvin rhodes - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
i know where i'm having lunch today....5s plus
MasonR - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Delectable parody--and a fantastic OS, one of my favorites.
mandamoo - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job !
Meriadoc - November 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Mason and Moo.

This one was written a bit from experience as I used to have guinea pigs and would raid a grocery dumpster weekly to get greens for them. It is amazing the packaged, sealed food that got pitched out - cooked chickens still warm, gallons of milk still cold....the homeless in LA should eat well at least.
wandlimb - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
"Buns are free, them bread rolls look lonely (and bluish)" Free penicillin.
Mare Garrel - June 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Dang, genius! Why is it that every parody I've read on here, I can actually hear the original artists singing? Man a livin!

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