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Song Parodies -> "We Need Three New Jugs"

Original Song Title:

"How Deep Is Your Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"We Need Three New Jugs"

Parody Written by:

Arwen

The Lyrics

I went to fill up my cup today
I couldn't believe the surprise I found
All the water is missing from our jugs
The waterboy I wish I could hound

'Cause he comes to me Thursday usually
And he restocks our jugs so we're not thirsty
Where's he now? I'd like to know....

We need three new jugs!

We need three new jugs (we need three new jugs)
He really needs to come
'Cause we're living in a world of need
We're all dried out
When no one should be thirsty
Wish he'd come and rescue me

I believe in him
He knows to restock our water supply
He's the light in my deepest darkest hour
When my throat is stuck feeling dry
And he may not know
How I care for him
But without him, our situation is grim

Where is he, I'd like to know!!

We need three new jugs!

We need three new jugs (we need three new jugs)
He really needs to come
'Cause we're living in a world of need
We're all dried out
When no one should be thirsty
Wish he'd come and rescue me

We need three new jugs (we need three new jugs)
He really needs to come
'Cause we're living in a world of need
We're all dried out
When no one should be thirsty
Wish he'd come and rescue me

We need three new jugs (we need three new jugs)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Eccentrica Gallumbtis - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Say what... :-P
Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that, Arwen! 5's
Mr. X - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it...5-5-5
Arwen - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Mr. X! Thanks a ton!!
wondering - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What about Eccentrica and Johnny D? They commented before Mr. X, so you should acknowledge them too.
Arwen - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Well...you're right. This is such an old parody...one of the first that I submitted...and back in the day, I guess I didn't check the comments often enough to realize that people had voted/commented. And when I saw Mr. X's comment on the recent comment page...I simplly clicked on the parody and thanked him...I didn't even look at the previous comments.

So...one year after you made your comments...I'd like to say...THANKS, Eccentrica and Johnny...=) And thanks, wondering, for pointing out what an insensitive jackass I can be.
Jeff Reuben - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
So not what I expected =)
Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That is because you are a dirty bastard! Why would I need THREE??

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