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Song Parodies -> "Jail On, Jail Her"

Original Song Title:

"Sail On, Sailor"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Jail On, Jail Her"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Hillary's troubles
You sailed your notions, across the ocean
Bengazi slaughters, with deep explosions
Men were frightened, guards were lightened
Jail on, jail on, jail her

You test the waters, of sand dune watchers
Wail out your sorrows, for sons and daughters
Unrepenting, words are empty
Jail on, jail on, jail her

Caught, like a sewer rat, alone, facing jail
Bought, like some stale bread,the law, was for sale

But you fumbled, took a tumble
Tried to mumbo, all the jumbo
Your mind's spinning, your crowds thinning
Never mending, just pretending
Always smearing, never fearing
Never caring, racketeering
Jail on, jail on, jail her

You work the beltway, corrupted beltway
Unvetted squatters, and twisted plotters
None admired, all aquired
Jail on, jail on, jail her

Always feeding, off the bleeding
Ever fleeing, from their feelings
Oh you hunger, for the plunder
It's a wonder, you're not under
Still you're lying and you're spying
On the living and the dying

Jail on, jail on, jail her
Jail on, jail on, jail her
Jail on, jail on, jail her
Jail on, jail on, jail her
Jail on, jail on, jail her
Jail on, jail on, jail her
Jail on, jail on, jail her

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