-> "Cocoa Bro"
Original Song Title:
"Kokomo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cocoa Bro"
The Lyrics
Aruba, Jamaica ooh he wants to take a
Bermuda, Bahama vacation for Obama
Key Largo, Montegro yes he's gone to
Jamaica
Withhold the White House keys
There's no place for Cocoa Bro
That's where he wanna go, send him a black ball
Michelle's in the sand
Liberal blacks settling in the land
And they surely love
That sound of a steel drum band
Along with Cocoa Bro
Aruba, Jamaica - his taxes will break ya
Bermuda, Bahama - we don't want nobama
Key Largo, Montegro - we don't need no Negro
Ooh they came down to see the Cocoa Bro
He speaks so fast
Are ya listenin' yo?
That's right, he gotta go
Cause he's a Cocoa Bro
To Martinique - he's hot in Mozambique
He went Germany
And spoke some philosophy
And now I'll try - a little bit of travesty
After convention night
Barack and Michelle fight
That creepy duke of a guy
Gonna be high and dry
That's the Cocoa Bro
Aruba, Jamaica - his taxes will break ya
Bermuda, Bahama - we don't want nobama
Key Largo, Montegro - we don't need no Negro
McCain's gonna take you down, you Cocoa Bro
Barack speaks fast
Are you listening yo?
That's right, he gotta go
Cause he's a Cocoa Bro
Poor black prince - The Obamas are wimps
Everybody knows
There's no place for Cocoa Bro
Now if he wanna go
To Balkan Montenegro
Go down to Kosovo
Aretha, Jamaica ooh they gonna take ya
Shaniqua, La Quanda come on hoochie mamas
Embargo, Libido - Bill wanna go
Down to Kokomo
He'll get off fast
And then he'll grab a ho
Along with the Cocoa Bro
Levitra, Viagra - ooh he gonna take ya
With Jameka, La Rhonda - come on darky mama
Key Largo, Montegro
That's where they gonna go
Along with the Cocoa Bro
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