Song Parodies -> Nail On, Nailer
| Original Song Title: | "Sail On, Sailor" |
| Original Performer: | The Beach Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Nail On, Nailer" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
he had a notion
to walk on oceans
made wine from water
and caused commotion
now he's frightened
throat is tightened
nail on, nail on, nailer
some say we oughta
put off his slaughter
we're causing sorrow
to his apostles
spleens are venting
unrelenting
nail on, nail on, nailer
caught by that judas rat
and brought to jail
bought off with silver bread
that big tattletale
how he stumbled
his world tumbled
the crowd rumbled
their faith crumbled
felt the stinging
now, he's swinging
life is ending
death is pending
some are cheering
some are fearing
some are staring
but not caring
nail on, nail on, nailer
he had some strange ways
he did it his way
preached "love thy neighbor"
"put down your sabres"
once inspired
now, he's tired
nail on, nail on, nailer
took a beating
now he's bleeding
help, he's needing
he's conceding
clouds, we're under
i hear thunder
and we wonder
if we'd blundered
he's not crying
only sighing
no denying
that he's dying
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
to walk on oceans
made wine from water
and caused commotion
now he's frightened
throat is tightened
nail on, nail on, nailer
some say we oughta
put off his slaughter
we're causing sorrow
to his apostles
spleens are venting
unrelenting
nail on, nail on, nailer
caught by that judas rat
and brought to jail
bought off with silver bread
that big tattletale
how he stumbled
his world tumbled
the crowd rumbled
their faith crumbled
felt the stinging
now, he's swinging
life is ending
death is pending
some are cheering
some are fearing
some are staring
but not caring
nail on, nail on, nailer
he had some strange ways
he did it his way
preached "love thy neighbor"
"put down your sabres"
once inspired
now, he's tired
nail on, nail on, nailer
took a beating
now he's bleeding
help, he's needing
he's conceding
clouds, we're under
i hear thunder
and we wonder
if we'd blundered
he's not crying
only sighing
no denying
that he's dying
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
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Wow...heavy-duty & well-done, Alvin! I especially like how you borrowed a little riff from "Jesus Christ: Superstar" --- "once inspired / now, he's tired".
thanks johnny....i didn't even realize i was pulling a line from JCS
Cool! The fact that you weren't aware of it makes it all the more sweet! The actual line from JCS is from the song "Gethsemane" and goes like this:
Then I was inspired.
Now, I'm sad and tired.
Then I was inspired.
Now, I'm sad and tired.
Wow! First Johnny's and now this.... did I miss Easter? Good job Alvin! :-)
thanks merry....hell, i can never figure out when easter's gonna be
I'm (w)hol(l)y impressed! 555
hmmm...this WASN'T about the "Tiny Naylor's" Restaurant's here in L.A. - but it's not too bad, anyway, alvin...5's...you know, this story would be good in a book...hmmm...good book...where have I heard that before? Oh, well...you surely did nail it here...
thanks kristof and paul
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