-> "Nail On, Nailer"
Original Song Title:
"Sail On, Sailor"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nail On, Nailer"
The Lyrics
he had a notion
to walk on oceans
made wine from water
and caused commotion
now he's frightened
throat is tightened
nail on, nail on, nailer
some say we oughta
put off his slaughter
we're causing sorrow
to his apostles
spleens are venting
unrelenting
nail on, nail on, nailer
caught by that judas rat
and brought to jail
bought off with silver bread
that big tattletale
how he stumbled
his world tumbled
the crowd rumbled
their faith crumbled
felt the stinging
now, he's swinging
life is ending
death is pending
some are cheering
some are fearing
some are staring
but not caring
nail on, nail on, nailer
he had some strange ways
he did it his way
preached "love thy neighbor"
"put down your sabres"
once inspired
now, he's tired
nail on, nail on, nailer
took a beating
now he's bleeding
help, he's needing
he's conceding
clouds, we're under
i hear thunder
and we wonder
if we'd blundered
he's not crying
only sighing
no denying
that he's dying
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
nail on, nail on, nailer
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.7 | |
How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.7 | |
|
Total Votes: | 6 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 5 | |
| 5 | |
| 5 | |
|