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Song Parodies -> "Shakespeare"

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The Association

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The Well Known Parodist

The Lyrics

Who's sneaking out and using a new name
Calling us names and blowing hot air?
What writing clown cries out like a baby
Who would have guessed it's "Shakespeare!"

Who's crying out so churlish and pisssy
Snarling at everybody in tears?
Who's finding out his crap is pure torment
Everyone knows it's "Shakespeare!"

Since "Shakespeare" is not much read
He'll lash out as us instead
A hypocrite born and bred
Who's not to proud (Who's not too proud)
To cry out loud (To cry out loud)

(Whining, bawling Shakespearean Solo..."Please come read me, please)

Old Shakespeare has lots of songs
I read one once, not for long
My gag reflex ain't that strong
His songs I find (his songs I find)
Best for the blind (best for the blind)

What tipped me off he wrote the bad "Petty"?
Snarling at everybody, it's clear
Everyone else could write it much better
Who could it be but "Shakespeare"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Jason - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Correct me if i'm wrong, but this sounds like a retaliation parody over what was sent by Anonymous Parodist.
A Well Know Parodist - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
SINCE THE UNKNOW PARODIST IS GOING AROUND 1-1-1'ING EVEYONE WHOSE name appears on that petty Petty parody of his, you would be well advised to use a pen name if you respond here, to avoid the same fate
McKludge - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Woop! Woop! Woop! PARODY WAR! Woop! Woop! Woop!
Jason - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
So war is declared then? What would ChuckyG think?
A Well Known Parodist - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Let's hope "The Bard" responds LOL. Maybe we can inspire him to write something funny, for once.
Arwen - June 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice, Mr. Well Known! Funny funny funny...and I love the OS, too!
A Well Known Parodist - June 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen. I know it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but although revenge is a dish best tasted cold, it is also mighty tasty hot.
The Bard - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I resent giving 'him' my name. This is beyond sarcasm lol.

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