well, they call ol' clarence, lumpy
cause he sure is dumb
i know that none disagree
and ol' eddie is the cruel one
and he's up to no good
a big a jerk as can be

he's silly
that scamp, beaver
that scamp, beaver

well, ol' wally is his brother
and he does as he's told
gilbert is the boy that's next door
whitey is a short kid but he acts pretty bold
the fat one's larry, for sure

he's silly
that scamp, beaver
that scamp, beaver
he's silly
that scamp, beaver
that scamp, beaver

ol' ward's his daddy
he holds the reins
the facts of life, explains
ol' june's his mommy
and she eases his pain
the lady pays her dues
defusin' fears in his brain

well, miss landers keeps him happy
she's the best in the land
a teacher, good as can be
and the principal, miss rayburn
always takin' a stand
she keeps the school chaos-free

that scamp, beaver
that scamp, beaver