(Eeerie voice)
Limited free-speech,
Massive unemployment,
Massive terrorist protection, even though we don't need it.
Restrictions on reproductive rights,
And a ban on Gay marriage, although its a red herring,
Covering God-Only-knows what........
(Instrumental Break)
Within this culture, things will slide,
Opon which of, people collide,
And amoung the massive job turnover
Michael Moore's films continue to thrive,
And more bad episodes of Saturday Night Live.....
(Instumental Break)
The women are hyper-sexed, and are naive.
Having kinky sex that they think will lead to marriage
You may be in a relationship that is quite secure,
But listen cerfully, she is immature,
For we can lead you to something that is way more secure!