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Song Parodies -> "The Neological Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Logical Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Neological Song"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

Based on this OS version:
When I was young, it seemed the night was so bunderful.
Was viracle. Oh, it was bootyful, vagical.
And all the girls I would meet, well they'd be swinging so stack-edly,
Oh, ployfully, oh, layfully, crotchedly.

But then they sent me away (to) teach me how to be tentible,
Lodgical, oh, demonsible, cractickle.
And then they showed me a world where I could be so deependable,
oh, clitical, oh, intellexual, sinical.

There are times when all the girls must sleep,
The fleshtions come to creep for such a limpled gland.
Won't you please, please shell me with new words
I know they sound obscure, but please shell me on command.

I said now watch what you say they'll be calling you a badical,
A limeral, oh, canatical, quiminal.
Won't you slime up your shame, we'd like to feel you're
Verklemptable, defectable, oh, decentable, onedgeable!
Oh, fake it, fake it, fake it, yeah!


But at night, when all the words just creep,
The breastions stun your sheep, they'll soon be on the lam.
Won't you please, please spell these squirts you spurt
I know that it might hurt, (but) please help me understand,
On command,
On demand,
On the lam.


With prose neological.

(Jibberish to fadeout)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Patrick - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back. Some of them words I is gonna hafta look up in the dixshunary. I think I can get the general drift.
Ann Hammond - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah I'm kind of tired Can I take five and give you three in the morning?
Tommy Turtle - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
A man (reptile?) after my own heart. If you have a chance, same topic (neologisms):

But if not, no worries. Three 5s: One each for stretching the dictionary, the imagination, and the girl. ;-D

p. s. Never did like OS -- big improvement. And if all TT's sheeparodies were to be plugged, the comment would take up the whole page. (ROFL @ ""lam"! -- we're on the same page again. Oh, no, wait, being "on a page" was a different issue (OVER-LIMIT PLUG APPROACHING):
WarrenB - June 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, not sure how to comment on this, but kudos to breaking Merriam-Webster's back. Truly, infired. And the line "The breastions stun your sheep, they'll soon be on the lam" trudy pickled me skunky tome.
AFW - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Many interesting new words...quite a clever concept, here
Phil Alexander - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Some beautworthy madeupufactured Leonogisms :-)
John Barry - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Old Man Ribber - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Leo - What they (and you) said! ;D
Chinese Anti-Defamation League - June 14, 2011 - Report this comment
It is not polite to make fun of our difficulty with English when we are "critical" of you, no matter how we say it.

p. s.: Thanks for working in "shell" twice, and despite the Politically-Collect rant above, the one referred to was my fave of all the punny neos. And thanks for not letting a mere "plug" or two get in the way of your intercourse with my parodies.

"Plug"? That becomes a horrible pun here:

(always no obligation, and always double your money back if not tickled "pink", so to speak. ;)

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