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Song Parodies -> "Naked In The Cinema"

Original Song Title:

"Breakfast In America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Supertramp

Parody Song Title:

"Naked In The Cinema"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

here's the scenario....a fellow's girlfriend gets a part in a movie...the fellow rounds up his friends to go with him to the big premiere...what he doesn't know is his girlfriend's part required a nude scene
don't you look at my girlfriend
its not a lot of clothes, she's got
not much on my girlfriend
i never seen her look so hot
image, jumbo...quite a shot here
all can see my monica
she's my world, i....gotta warn ya
can't cope with the flesh that's on view
not a thing i thought she would do

why is she strippin' till naked
oh my dear...oh my dear
i thought her body was sacred
but she's shown it off, its clear
she's a-grinnin'...while she's sinnin'
like a naughty photograph
run amok here...showin' pluck here
there's nothing blockin' the view
and i'm feelin' bitter, its true

don't you look at my girlfriend
she finally got her movie shot
unclad is my girlfriend
and "pants-down" is the way she's caught
(its that spot...in the plot)
plays a bimbo...farmer's daughter
naked in the cinema
its my girl, who's...in a porn here
i'm hopin' this film don't turn blue
its a shot i know i will rue



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Peregrin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like a nice bite to eat for Breakfast, alvin :)
adagio - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
That's a good one , alvin. Embarrasing for the guy! 5's
McKludge - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
You know, you'd think she'd warn the guy.
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin, adagio and mckludge
Stan Hall - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS but was able to sort of force-fit it to Barry Louis Polisar's "Shut up in theLibrary!" Fully 5-worthy sung or simply spoken, in any case.
(And BTW, folks, If you're unfamiliar with BLP and have kids or grandkids you'd like to expose to a little healthy iconoclasm, check him out ... esp. his older stuff.)
Serafina - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
This was good to read too. Good job Alvin. ;)
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan..i'll check out BLP...thanks serafina
2Eagle - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Monica - as in Lewinsky? Funny concept.
John Barry - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like she was a super tramp.
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle and john
littleCupCakes - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Very nice Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Roads~, Lord of Swerve ! I guess nothing is 'sacred' when money is involved . . .
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleCupCakes
AFW - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny idea, and as always, very well etched
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Guy - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Stan - Check out this youtube of the OS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHbPD_bXaOA

What Sir John B. said I was gonna say. Is my Supertramp parodies influencing you this week Alvin? I hope so - this is good. But please now put a towel or something around your girl friend. She'll catch her death.. Tell ya the truth if it be me with that girlfriend I'd take her to Arizona and put her up for a night or two at the Bates. That is if you are "stuck" for an idea. heh heh.
Jason - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL! Is this an experience write? 555
alvin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy...yep, ya got me thinking about supertramp...thanks jason....nope, this never happened to me

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